Chapter 1
Kirby forgot to pay his taxes, due to not paying his taxes, the IRS are after him and he's going to die. He is sad so Kirby does what he does best and sucks up the IRS agents after him. They tasted like paper, Kirby was fine with the taste of paper. You see Kirby can eat anything. Kirby has eaten anything, Kirby will eat your dog if you get him mad (Note: Kirby will not eat your dog.)
Kirby ran as fast as his little feet could take him, he ran until he found a random plate of pancakes, he ate them, he found a random apple, it was poisoned, he ate it. He is a very hungry boi, he is running from the IRS after all. He runs further until he finds a big ahh wall, he starts to devour the wall, it doesn't work. "Well." Kirby thought, "What if I just spit my leftovers at it?" Kirby said and then threw up his food on the wall and boom! The wall was gone! One step closer to freedom!!! Kirby ate the wall then he saw it, A Waddle Dee with a mouth. "Oh f-cking poyo..." Kirby whispered, it's Chatty Dee.
