CEO AND HIS MENACE
Alrighttt CEO vs Little Sister round 1 incoming 🥊🔥
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📛 Ballad Name: _The CEO & The Menace: A Ramen War Ballad_
🎙️ Small Intro - Spoken before the ballad starts:
_He runs a billion-dollar company.
_She runs him._ (She_-his sis)
_He signs deals in glass towers._
_She steals his fries and his peace._
_This is the story of one boardroom, two egos,_
_and a packet of Shin Ramyun that started a war._
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🔥 The Ballad: _The CEO & The Menace
The CEO walked in, suit sharp, tie tight,
Briefcase full of numbers, mood full of fight.
The clock struck seven, his coffee still black,
When a voice yelled "OPPA!" and jumped on his back.
"You ate my ramen," the menace declared,
"Last packet, my stash, you _dared_!"
He sighed, "I own the company, kid,
I own the building, the fridge, the lid."
She scoffed, "You own spreadsheets and stress,
But I own your hoodie and your last slice, I guess."
He said, "I’m a CEO, I close billion-won deals,"
She said, "Cool. I closed the wifi. Pay your fees."
The war began with sticky notes stuck,
"Property of Menace" on his coffee mug.
He hid the snacks, she changed the locks,
He called HR, she blocked his Docs
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Board meeting at nine, investors on call,
She waltzed in wearing his suit, two sizes too tall.
"New intern," she grinned, "here to report:
CEO cried last night ‘cause he burnt his Porridge."
The investors laughed, the stocks stayed fine,
‘Cause chaos sells better than deadlines.
He growled, "You’re fired," she rolled her eyes,
"You can’t fire family, enterprise guy."
So now they coexist, one roof, one fight,
He makes the money, she makes him bite.
He funds her snacks, she funds his rage,
Two signatures on the same last page:
_He’s the CEO!_
_She’s the chaos!_
_One house, one war, no applause!_
_Ramen for ransom, wifi for peace,_
_May the pettiest sibling win the lease!_
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OKAY GUYS THIS IS THE EPIC FIGHT BETWEEN THE CEO BROTHER AND HIS SISTER.
PLS SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS IN THE COMMENTS .
