Chapter 1- The beginning
I guess I should start from my birth lol.
When my parents created nugget number 1 (me) they weren't exactly planning it. I was basically like when you receive a gift out of nowhere from someone and it's something you didn't really want or need, but you don't wanna be rude so just smile say thaaaaanks I love it. 😂
As for how they met... the tale changes depending on which of the two you ask.
My dads version- " Oh... I wanted to go to a party, but ended up at the wrong one. Who knew there would be two parties happening on the same night on the same street. Anyways, once I entered the party I spotted your mom dancing. Back then she was a total babe. I asked her for directions but ended up hooking up with her at the end of the night lol. "
My moms version- " When I met your dad he was in church. He seemed like an honest religious man. We started dating. Back then he was very handsome too. "
If I'm honest I'm pretty sure my fathers version of events is closer to the truth ( you guys will probably understand why later on in this book lol). Though if there's one thing I'm sure of is I definitely was not planned.
I don't really think they loved each other either. Cause, firstly, pretty sure my moms not exactly the fruit my fathers more inclined to, if you know what I mean. Second, my mom isn't exactly the sentimental type.
Just this month I was like " mom, isn't your wedding anniversary in december, in other words, this month?" and she just looked at me annoyed and was like, " I don't know, I don't even remember what day it was." ( it was december 12 by the way lol.)
Can't help but feel sorry for my stepdad tho. He's pretty slow and sometimes a bit annoying, but at least he's a decent dude with a clean record. Shame he married a robot, not that my moms a bad wife tho. It's just, she's very no nonsense and a bit unromantic.
It's crazy that I remember their anniversary but they don't. But I suspect that he remembers he just doesn't want to annoy my mom.
But I'm getting slightly off track here.
What I'm trying to say is, they've always dropped subtle hints that make me believe that their story was less of a-
love + marriage + surprise baby = romance
and more of a-
attraction + surprise baby= marriage.
I can't really say much about my first and second year of life, cause, well, I was a baby. And honestly, my parents never said much about my first two years. So this should be quick lol.
One thing I know for sure is, I was an ugly ass baby. I was bald, with small thin eyes and white as snow. I once saw my baby pictures and realized that not only was I an ugly baby, but my mouth opened so wide when I cried I'd probably be able to swallow a bus if I tried.
Oddly enough it reminded me of that old lady in hotel transilvania that would swallow random stuff and be like "I didn't do that".
To be frank, out of all my siblings and me, the only good looking baby was my younger brother. He was hella cute. The rest of us looked like goblins in comparison.
My mother claims I was the quickest to learn how to speak and walk. She said she wasn't sure if she'd brought back a baby or a parrot.
My pale complexion eventually darkend, being a brazilian child meant I was in the sun a lot which caused my skin to tan slightly.
My parents got married as soon as my mom found out she was pregnant. Apparently my grandpa had left my dad alone for a few days while he was out of town. And that was just enough time for my father to manage to procreate. My mom did not object to the marriage because she was religious and believed it was only natural that she marry him.
But here's the thing, it's not very smart to marry someone you know little about. You never know what surprises are in store for you and boy was my dad full of surprises.
A.N -This book is almost a diary of sorts lol. So it may get messy or seem unorganized. I also lack a filter, so yeah.
I'm a bit worried about it being too stuffed, so I might write a seperate book for my more naughty curiosities and opinions. If you know what I mean lol
