Team Free Will ~ My Little Hunter (MLP CROSSOVER) WIP

Chapter One - Tramp Stamp

(Art by @chxrrylungs)

It was a day like any other, working endlessly until finally - finally the trio could lay down in their cheap motel room. What could possibly go wrong? Well, bored out of his mind and sick of the sound of keyboards that forever clicked on, Dean turns on the TV.

"My little pony~ What's friendship all about?"

Sam looked up from his laptop with a raised brow, giving Dean a — "You cannot be serious" look. Dean just snorted. "Come on, Sammy. I need some sunshine and rainbows in my life." "We're passed the unicorn thing, Dean." Meanwhile, Castiel tried to be subtle about tapping his fingers to the lyrics. Both Winchesters looked over. Castiel paused and tilted his head slightly. "What? I'm not the one who turned it on."

"See, Dean? Look what you did." Sam tried to focus back on his research, the faster he could finish, the faster he could rest. Dean kept the dumb show on just in spite of him, earning a quick glare from Sam. "There's no way you're watching this." He sighed, annoyed and tired. "This is going to be like the Scooby Doo thing if you keep it up."

Dean froze, recalling that little hunt. His hand hovered over the pie he was about to dig into. He decided with that, he was going to turn off the—

An ear-piercing ring filled his ears before he could grab the remote.

Sunshine and rainbows, he said. And that's exactly what he saw, his vision clouded with rainbow colors. "God damnit, Sam..." He groaned, thinking and praying to... Uh, Castiel, probably - that this better not be some stupid coincidence. Maybe he got high on pie? He blinked and found himself on grass that was too green and... Cartoony? He was also closer to the ground. Since when was he that short?

"No. Nope. Not today." He looked up and saw a pony, strangely resembling his brother. The brown shoulder length hair, the eyes, the same shirt. Sam gave him a death glare, "Dean... This is all your fault."

"MY fault?" He raised a hoove to his chest.

"Yes, YOUR fault!" Sam accused, emphasizing the 'your' with the same brotherly sarcasm.

Sam looked around, "Where's Cas?" Dean squinted, searching, spotting a black winged alicorn in a cropped trench coat, looking at a bee on a flower. Dean rolled his eyes comically and walked over with Sam following behind. "Cas, what're you-" "it's friendly." "Uh-huh... Okay, well, angel cakes, stop lookin' at the bee and come on. We gotta find a library or something. Unicorns are magical, right? Magic means we can get home and— Sam?"

"Yeah?"

Dean stared before adding, "You got a thing on your ass."

Sam turned his head to see a strange mark on his rear that seemed to be an open book with a dagger in the middle. Dean hurried to check himself. "Hey! Why's your tramp stamp cooler? Sam gets a dagger and I get a heart?" It was indeed, a heart with wings. Sam smirked while Castiel peeked over, giving a slight nod of approval. "It suits you, Dean." His own was a golden cross with black wings.

Dean looked away, blushing, trying to look annoyed. They walked around and saw a yellow pegasus with pink hair, her own mark being some butterflies. Sam perked up, "maybe she can help. Excuse me?" The girl looked up and squeaked, hiding in a bush. She poked her head out slightly. "U-uhm... Hello..." She whispered, very quietly. The trio exchanged glances before Sam tried again, softer this time.

"Do you know if there's anyone good with magic here?" He asked, now lowered slightly to the ground to appear less scary, though even as a cartoon unicorn, he was still tall. The girl nodded and whispered, "M... F....nd... Tw.....t" Dean, still tired and even worse without the delicious pie he was so eager to eat, was annoyed by the mumbling. "Alright, listen, Piglet, you're gonna need to speak up. We're ponies, not bats."

She made another squeak of embarrassment, speaking up just enough to be heard, though not much. "My friend... Twilight."

Twilight? "Like the vampire show." Cas blurted, indifferent as ever, but not wrong. "Dude — you know Twilight..?" Sam asked, trying not to laugh and stay on track. Castiel nods seriously, "Gabriel was watching it one night while I was walking around the bunker. The people of the Internet always say 'team Edward or Jacob' but I think I heard Gabriel say 'team Bella'."

"Great, lovely. Can we focus?" Dean tapped his hoove impatiently. Sam nodded and turned to the girl. "So... Miss," not knowing her name, "can you bring us to Twilight?" She slowly walked out of the bush, head low as she walked to a colorful town. Ponies of many colors and marks trotted along. She led them to a giant tree a little ways away, a red door and many windows on different heights. "Thank yo-"

She was already leaving. Sam blinked but didn't comment, just looked at the door and knocked. The door opened but nobody was—

Oh. "It's a lizard." Dean said, looking at the chunky purple 'lizard' with green spikes. Said lizard seemed offended, puffing up his little chest. "I'm not a lizard! I'm a dragon! My name's Spike." Castiel observed while the brothers once again share a look of confusion and amusement. "Right... Dragon.. Thought you'd be a bit bigger." Sam nudged Dean before just moving him out of the way. "Excuse him, do you know a Twilight?" Spike seemed to silently debate wether to tell the truth, but he gave in and closed the door a bit and turned to the house. "Twilight! There's some ponies here to see you!"

A purple unicorn walked down, her horn glowing as a book floated in front of her with the same pink glow around it. Her glasses showed her focused eyes, not looking up as she walked. "Hold on, Spike." She says, flipping a page. Spike crossed his arms, looking back and forth between the trio and her. "Twiliiiiight..." He whined dramatically. She huffed, putting the book down along with her glasses, as if she'd heard that whine too many times.

She looked up and quirked a brow at the unfamiliar visitors. "Hi," she said simply, "I'm Twilight Sparkle." The trio nods in unison, Sam going first. "I'm Sam, my brother Dean, and our friend Castiel." Spike covered his mouth, "pfft- what kind of names are those?" Twilight side eyed him. "Spike!" He stuck out his tongue and crossed his arms, but stayed quiet. The guests didn't mention it, but Dean looked the most irritated.

Their names were weird!? Come on, Twilight Sparkle and Spike the dragon! What's next? Cupcake Sprinkle?

CRASH!

A pink pony with fluffy pink hair is now hanging upside down from the ceiling, wearing a party hat with a party blower in her mouth came out of nowhere.

"Hi, Twi!" She chirped. Twilight narrowed her eyes in exasperation. "Pinkie... What are you doing..?"

"Me and Dash made some super sticky bubble gum! Look!" She demonstrated by trying to lift her hoove off the ceiling, but it stuck due to the bubble gum. "Super duper sticky!" She blew the party blower twice like she was celebrating an accomplishment. "Uh-huh, let me get some ice."

"So, what'd you say your name was?" Dean asked in a more monotone voice, expecting the worst.

"I'm Pinkie Pie!"

Close enough, I guess. But it's pie so... Pity points.