Chapter 1

For other things that aren't conversations it will be "
And for author commentary it will be () with words in the middle
Here it is
So:
"France is in her apartment cleaning then after going to get some coffee she hears a hypersonic boom and says 'what was zhat' as she looks over then she sees stephen(my persona) there as he gets up and says 'no one warned me I'd hit at mock f*king 5'
Then france says 'are you Ok'
Then stephen brushing himself off says 'yeah my name is stephen and you must be france my new roomate'
Then france says 'yes I am zhe la France'
Then stephen says 'oh I don't not the only one coming there is trevor mongolian the 3rd his wife M mongolian his oldest son Kasper mongolian , his middle son Williamson Billy augustus mongolian and his youngest child timothy Timmy Jimmy eddie mongolian'
Then france says 'what are zheir personnalités'
Then stephen says while pulling a bag of takis 'oh trevor he's stressed out and hates 100% of his kids he also complains that he works all night and still has to come home to do more work , M she's kind , sometimes brutally honest but a occasion and only loves Timmy now her left eye turns glowing red when she's angry and she does whoopings, Kasper he's relatively low life , Billy he's a try to be comedian who ba-ah's like a sheep and almost always gets the belt , Timothy he's a jerk always using his special status as the youngest to get people in trouble and whenever you disagree with him he screams MOM he also one time got augustus spanked by the entire family simply because augustus sed you're picking you're nose eeewwww so yeah that's the kangaroo family'
Then france says 'shouldn't zhey be called ze LA mongolian family'
Then stephen says 'no just kangaroo'








