Headcanons & Introduction
Hey,
So I know that I have like two other stories I'm writing, but I wanted to create an Osomatsu fanfic. I've been re-watching the series, and I can't get these losers out of my head. I know the fandom is probably dead, lowkey like Hetalia, but I still want to do it. Here are my headcanons that might be integrated into the story. Some headcanons could be mentioned in other stories if I make this into a series.
~Osomatsu 😂❤️
-Out of all his siblings, he will go out of his way to make himself seem unreliable.
-If he gets married, he will take over his family home. I can't see him leaving his hometown.
-Glad that his brothers each have their own identities, but sad that he doesn't know what his is yet.
-Actually gives good advice when he really wants to, which is never.
-The fun uncle, definitely the uncle who let his niece/nephew do anything they want with him. Mostly do it to annoy his brothers.
-The best job for him to get is as a sales manager at a snack company. I think he would make a good salesperson, plus food.
-He LOVES to eat!
~Karamatsu 😎💙
-Karamatsu is extremely protective of his family. Let someone do something really, REALLY mean or rude, and he will go on the attack. Mama Bear Kara!!! Get it from his Mommy.
-He likes to throw in English and Spanish words into his sentences to make him seem different and smarter. Don't always work, though.
-He LOVES sugar, a sugar fiend if you will. Will crash out if he doesn't have his fix.
-Actually a good cook, but his brothers will bash his cooking to keep his head small. He is the best cook out of his brothers.
-He is scary when he is mad, not scarier than Ichimatsu tho.
-Definitely the mechanic in the group. A total gearhead! Would work as a mechanic at a car shop or as a handyman.
~Choromatsu 🤓💚
-Choromatsu hates sugary sweets like custard-filled taiyuki; he will literally throw up.
-He's a bit taller than his brother, by like an inch.
-A decent cook; his brothers love asking him to cook since he is the "responsible one," and he gets upset about it. But in truth, he dislikes cooking.
-Would make a good idol manager if he thinks with the head on his shoulders.
-True to his nickname, he faps the most out of them all, but isn't the most pervy out of the bunch(That's Osomatsu)
-Love maid cafes!
-Amazing at math and taxes, I can see him as an accountant or tax preparer.
~Ichimatsu 😼💜
-Smells like lavender when he isn't around cats. And no one knows why.
-People think he would be scared of dogs, but dogs treat him like how he treats cats; with complete affection and admiration. He doesn't mind it, though, just annoyed that they chase the cats away.
-The main one who does his chores correctly besides Choromatsu.
-Definitely a mama boy.
-He loves caramel, something he picked up from his dad.
-Loves Horror movies, will actually laugh when a jumpscare happens.
-Absolutely will be a good Animal trainer for the zoo, only for the big cats section. A house husband would be good for him as well.
~Jyushimatsu 😋💛
-His father's pride and joy. They go and play catch for a total of 30 minutes. Jyushi would throw too hard, and his father would be 1) too injured and 2) too old to keep up. But they still do it from time to time.
-Dislikes dark chocolate but loves Mint-chocolate
-Since he is the only one who was close to getting into a relationship, his brothers come to him for advice. If they get him to crack, that is.
-Is still upset about Homura(Fanon's name/his love interest from the 1st season, I think) leaving and wonders how she is doing. He would send a letter, but he doesn't know where she lives.
-Definitely could go pro as a baseball player, but isn't interested in the fame.
-He would be the uncle who would tire out his child/nieces/nephews easily. But they all still love going over there.
~Todomatsu 😍🩷
-Spoil little brat. Parents wrapped around his fingers if his brothers aren't around.
-No trouble talking to girls; the problems lie when a girl wants to flirt with him. He'll get flustered and run to the bathroom to hide. Blocking her in the process since he's too embarrassed to meet her again.
-The type to fall in love at first sight.
-Princess treatment at all times; never expect him to get dirty. Unless it's a mud bath, then he's a little piggy.
-I can see him being bisexual, but that's until later in his life. Definitely a drunken night with Atsushi, unlock that for him.
-Got a job working with Atsushi, a very low-ranking position. But he'll make more money than his brothers.
~General Headcanons
- All the boys have similar height and weight. Maybe they're each an inch shorter or taller. Two or three pounds bigger/smaller than each other. Still can impersonate each other, like when they had that job at Authentic Taste (that Chinese restaurant from season 1 ep 2).
-I know they are in their 20s, but if I had to pinpoint their ages, I would say they are 25. The majority of them, anyway. (Subject to change)
-Kara and Totty shop together often. Totty convinces him to buy sparkly things, i.e., his pants and his shoes. It's ugly; both of them know that, but Totty wants to embarrass him while Kara thinks he makes it into a trend (Kara knows why Totty gets it for him, but can't say no)/
-Jyushi and Ichi take walks together, and Ichi mostly goes for the cats that litter around in the area.
-Oso and Choro both go to cafes together, mostly to ogle some ladies in maid attire, but they bond over that.
-ESP Kitty is Ichimatsu's favorite kitty.
-Totty gets Atsushi's "leftovers" for the group dates. Meaning Atsushi ditches his dates to help Ichimatsu and Todomatsu (Mostly). However, he won't admit it.
-Nyaa and Totoko still wrestle from time to time and are still rivals in the idol industry.
-Totoko is Mi's godmother.
