The Inseparasite World

"Well, how was it good huh." The mysterious man spoke. "Eh, wa... are you doing." The MC spoke out of confusion. The Mysterious man show a video. "Oh, I was interested in this 'Re:Zero season 5' that'll be showing up! You wanna watch!"

The Mc is quite not in the mood while speaking in his thoughts. "What... the actual fuck I'm here again? Well let's get back to how it started."

After I died in my miserable of no-place world, the entire ecosystem turns on me for being useless. I was just a loser who just got rejected by everything and everyone, so it wasn't a shocker to me since Ive been living like this since I was a newborn.

And how do I die you say? Well... I was hit by a bike from my behind, then fly to a car that tore my ribs apart, then fly to a truck, which these three vehicles just slam into me at once and now an entire building started to crumble on top of my ass.

"M-Mi Bombo...!!!" and crush me. And now the earth just wants to crush me to mince meat and swallow me hole and now I am in the middle of nowhere void.

"So, what the bombicletous will I do from here now in this... empty black hole of a void space. I wonder what my family will think of me now that I died of being a virgin with no social income. And the love of my life who don't want me since I'm too poor to be at her side and unexperienced in bed (which I don't lose my virginity but inexperienced with foreplay)."

"In which... she chooses to go around selling herself to make a living. I hope that nasty bitch enjoys it while it lasts her to live. Like I don't give a fuck anyway, and wait a god damn minute?! Why haven't I been able to get the new game that was about to be released today! And the new things that I had at my house that I haven't use yet!"

"Oh fuck, I hope they didn't touch my stuff or so I will—wait... I'm already dead—wait can I touch myself." He started to touch himself till he starts to notice a slight situation. "Oh... I'm butt-booty-naked. Which I can't see myself, Hehe he (inhale, exhale) what a tragedy."

He continues to talk about his troubles of life and how they will be doing from now on. Has he been about to accept his fate, a shining of white and silver light flash at him that he almost ends up blind.

"Augh... it so fucking too bright for my morning sunshine. Eh... Bumboclaaaaahhhh!!" He falls and ends up faceplanted while spreading wide. "Uhh-auhh I swear... I won't be able to have a woman who can help my weakened state of a body to pump up like a machine at all."

He was deteriorating his body functions of women touch. While about to recover from his fall, he hear a mysterious voice. "Well, well, who let the cat drags in to my domain." He start to hearing things that he never heard of. He gets up and look at his surroundings but can't see well. "Urh my face. What the... Who are you?!

He get back his eyes site, but who stands there is a person with all colored eyes, a hair that is heavenly ecstasy of beauty, a dazzling body that remarks the entity of pure and truth with destruction, a skin that is envious that is smooth and undirtable to any certain atmosphere, clothes that of a normal house person, he look at the mysterious person mesmerizing he's might.

"Hahaha as you can see, I am called sub-author; 'Sub-Author Hancock' known as God of Author and Verses."

He starts to doubt he's excitement, which the mc look uninterested. But he doesn't have a choice. "What, waa... You're a god of author and verses, like you can rewrite the entire story of any verses and interact with or go to other verses as anime, marvel, DC, and such."

Sub-Author put his hand on his chin. 'Hmm as you put it like that, I can think of yes, I can." Mc was in awe, but to certain length 'he doesn't care'. "Well, I'm not surprised by you at all. Even if you're a god"

Sub-Author spoke in curiosity. "Hmm, how amusing that your not surprised by a author of god of verses in his presence." Mc sit himself straight by cross his legs and arms while facing Sub-Author. "Well, I kinda watch and read to many characters go to different world and get reincamated, as such it doesn't surprised me if it happens to me that is the author is making just now."

Sub-Author look at him with honesty. "Well, your right. Since a surprised of being reincarnated or reborn is just an empty mindset of a shocking to oneself." Mc nodded. "Yeah tell me about it."

They stare at each other till Sub-Author break the silence. "Ahem... So the man who enter my domain naked. What will you do know that you have died. Sub-Author spoke. While mc is tiny bit confused. "Hmm? Hey! Watch where your eyes at, since I have nothing to cover myself with! And... I don't have nothing to do or where to go, since I don't have a good life..." Mc spoke in a soft tone.

"Oh, is that really certain, then tell me more about it!" Sub-Author is close to his face of comfort. "And why should I?" The mc push him back and Sub-Author started to laugh. "Hahahaha, wow... I never see someone ever talk back and push me like that before, hahaha! ...Well your the first who amuse me and the reason I'm trying to, is that your kinda different from your world or the other."

Mc is confused and concern at the same time. "What that supposed to mean, sub-author?! Sub-Author walk forward that his steps start to echoes. He was infront and squat down by holding his hand. "Ah-ah, nope... just call me 'Author Hancock' and leave 'Sub' since were really gonna get along well." Author bring a smile that mc look at him has if he was gay.

He removed his hand from author's grip. "And what the hell I'm I suppose to tell you any about me! Like how... we just met?" Author start to grin. "And that's the more reason... since I'm alone for... over the beginning of the world flood era... I think?" "

"Wait... seriously, your that old...! Mc is taking a back. Author smacks his head. "How dare you mention a man his age!" Mc hold his head and feel it started to hurt. "Hey! Why you hit mi and what's wrong mention a man his age. It's seems like your a ol—.

Author put him on a dead-lock position. Mc start to suffocated. "Gah I give up, I give up, please let me live." "How come you want to live since your already dead, you idiot buffoon." Mc is clinging to spiritual life. "I need to keep my soul alive from perishing!"

"Oh, that's a good point." After hearing it, Author let him go. He stands up and spoke to mc. "...In other words, you're the only person who has enter here and also the last. By which this white space is for no one of a mortal to high being can enter without my permission."

Mc is coughing to catch his breath. "Cough really, even it has to be the most powerful beings that author's created." Author nods. "Yes, you could say it like that, but only one that can go freely is God himself."

"You mean the god or the god." Mc spoke in consideration. While Author turn around, closing his eyes. "...Sorry, I won't go any further to details."

Mc fall upside-down. "Eh, why...!" Author pouded his cheeks. "Damn man... isn't it kind of rude when I ask about you, but the conversation been switched about me so to speak! Which means you got quite the nack to conversation."

Mc starts to frowned in low tone. "I'm not that all great to coming close to conversation or sociality..." Author smirk. "Hmph, touché." As mc about to speak. Author appear infront him when he start to blink.

Mc get a jump scare. "What the—." Author raises his finger on his lips. shhh-shh-shh... don't say a word! Ever since you enter. I've been keeping your soul intact due you can't survive my presence or even take one breath in this domain."

Author takes a step back, with his hands at his back. "And has though I keep you alive since I have no one to talk to. But the conversation will end here. Mc is confused with the word he is saying. "What the fuck man, do you mean by—." Author stops him mid-sentence. "...I said conversation ends here due your soul will perish. Or do you really want that." Author eyes is cold and serious.

Mc felt chills down his spine. "Um I'm good! Oh fuck no–okay is there any way that I can get out of here?" Author holds his chin while walking around him in circles. His light bulb glow till it break. "Um, well, there's no other world that I can send you. And the truth is... your world is in a chaos situation."

Mc feel fuck already, that to consider his soul survival is 1 out of 100. "Well, fuck me to death." Author take many steps back. "I don't want to fuck you! I'm into woman!" Mc get irritated. "Oi, I'm not gay! Is just a metaphorical question!"

Author put his hand on his chest in sigh of relief. "Oh, thank 'Stalink' that you're not gay or else I would through you out just like my dog."

Mc didn't catch that fraze right. "I don't wanna hear that..." Mc stand up and walk around left and right. "Sigh... what I'm I suppose to do know. I can't travel in long distances for centuries to find a planet."

Author light bulb glow again. "Don't fret... I will send you to the future of your world, and with your body as well and it won't be these novels or animes you watch since you'll be travel-fication. But I gotta warn you! Don't be surprised when you open your eyes." Mc get suspicious. "I don't wanna know about that either."

Author smile. "It's good to be curious, but telleverything isn't fun." Mc gave him a weird look. "To you, man." "Yeah, yeah." Author chuckles and snap his fingers. Wind starts to gust around mc. He's body start to dissipated in atom particles. Mc scared. "Ahh this feels weird as fuck."

Author shouted. "Listen to me, Kai... In the future you will not get an easy life and everything you do will always come to you with no good fortune, no matter what! So, take care!

Kai gasp. "...Wait, how do you now my—!!" His body dissipated. Author stands there in silence. He stop smile and look in the other direction. "Sigh... you can come out now, Kira..." Someone appeared in the blink of an eye. She stands infront of him with no expression.

"...My lord, do you give him anything. Author shake his head. "No... not one." Kira is shocked. "W-why may I ask lord, why didn't...!" "It's because his not worthy of none. He needs to start getting 'them' himself without any help."

Kira was in silence. "...And if I did! He might get targeted so is non-official, he needs his own growth, understand." Kira closed her eyes in a nod. "I understand. Then I'll leave you be, my lord. "Hmm..."

She disappeared. Author start levitated midair, forming choco-late out of thin air. He takes a sip. "Ahh~ nothing feels good than a hot choco-late. But I could use a beer, oh well. Take care, Kai.