Introduction
Dear Reader,
I'm sure, the first few things that tickles your curiosity is the rationale of the title
of the book, what made me write it· and why share my secrets to the world.
Let me start by answering the meaning of the title, 12 is the number of theories
that I used to get 365 women. These theories were created because of my own
experiences. What made me write it? It just so happened that one day when my
friend and I came out of the bookstore, we were talking about a good book
that's supposed to be written which is somewhat a biography, because I was
with all audacity in telling her that I can guarantee her that I'm a better writer
than the prime minister of a certain country, the singer of this, the host of a
lame talk show who actually have their books in the bookstore with the big HOPE
that someone will get and buy a copy other than their family members and close
friends who I'm sure won't even get to finish until the preface page. And for the
last question (why share my secrets?) the reason I am finally sharing these
theories is because I do not need them anymore, (well I still do, in other aspects)
because I found the one that I'll spend the rest of my life with.
This book is as casual as it gets, I wrote it thinking as if a close friend is
really in front of me, commenting, reacting, throwing food at me and drinking
cans and cans of beer with me. I am not giving the guarantee that all theories
will work, at the end of reading, each individual will still have their own
1interpretation of using the said theories. You might have doubts if I really had
365 women, boasting aside I guess I might have more. But as far as I know, I
have these 365 names in my little black book. If the names are the same with
your current partner, I'm suggesting that you don·t ask them if they were my ex
(but you can ask if you can take it). Of course you will not see 365 different
names in this book but the stories revolve around them.
The experiences that I will be sharing are all based on actual events (though I
won't be using their real names), so if you know any of my exes or you are
actually one of them · I would like to apologize in advance, just make sure your
current partners or friends or relatives don·t get to find out through you reacting
violently and shouting ·I will kill this asshole!· With this in mind, I also would
like to remind you that I am exceedingly grateful to them, because without them
I would not be who I am now and find out what and who I really want in life and
evidently this book will not exist. Some of them are still my friends, some are
gone with the wind, yet I wish all of them happiness.
Alright enough drama! The good thing about this book is if you're actually
logical and humorous enough, you will soon find out that the theories actually
works not only in getting a woman but also in work, with your family, friends·
well life in general. SO PLEASE HAVE AN OPEN MIND AND REMAIN COMICAL
WHILE READING.
Thank you for buying this book and with all honesty, I really hope you enjoy and
learn from it.
Don
The 12 Theories
Don·t judge a book, cover it
Face your fear, fear your face
walk the talk, talk to walk
patience is virtual
It·s easier to catch a chicken that tied than a chicken that's loose.
The more you hate, the more they love
It will always depend on the whether forecast
Singer or Dancer, it's better to be both
2Before you do anything, do nothing
When it doubt, get out
It·s never your loss, so don·t use ·because!·
When a door closes, make sure the windows are already open
