The Melting Bride
Nathan was getting married to his fiancee. Lola. He was waiting down the aisle for her. There she was in all white, smiling as she saw him. Nathan also smiled when he saw her, and ate a hot dog while doing so.
"Can I have a bite of your hot dog?" Lola asked,
"Sure!" He said.
"But, before I take a bite, I have something to tell you," said Lola.
"What is it, babe?"
"I am melting," said Lola.
"What, how can that be?" Nathan stammered.
"I just have to melt, sorry," said Lola, without much empathy. "So long, Nathan. I love you." And with those last words, she rapidly melted, never to be seen or heard from again.
"I'm going to KFC," said Nathan.
"Bring me back a bucket of chicken, and Cole slaw!" The priest said.
"You got it!" Nathan said.
why do I laugh???? it's a universal mystery but I'm sitting here cracking up. ??? why???? WHY???? because, that's damned funny...I don't care who you are. the visuals alone.....hahaha. I, personally know, if my 'groom' melded at the wedding, I would take it as a sign from God, maybe this union was just not to be. hahaha. wanting KFC afterwards? made me spit my diet coke. HAHAHAHA....this is your best one yet, Dude!!!! but hey...I'm just a sucker for this kind of humor. either that or...there is something wrong with both of us. (I'm voting for the latter...hahahaha) thumbs up here!