Enter: Naruto Uzumaki!
Scene 1: The Hokage Monument Incident
Hidden Leaf Village. Early morning.
The village was peaceful.
The birds were singing.
The villagers were beginning their day.
And on the faces of the four Hokage monuments—
THERE WAS PAINT. EVERYWHERE.
Naruto Uzumaki stood on top of the monument, laughing like a criminal who had absolutely no regrets.
Naruto: “HAHAHAHA! NOW EVERYONE WILL REMEMBER ME!”
Down below, Iruka was running toward him.
Iruka: “NARUTOOOOOO! GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT!”
Naruto: “NOPE!”
Iruka: “YOU’RE CLEANING EVERY LAST BIT OF THAT PAINT!”
Naruto: “CATCH ME FIRST, OLD MAN!”
And somewhere nearby, a girl watched the entire incident while eating a tomato.
Aira Nohara.
She stared at Naruto.
Then at the monument.
Then back at Naruto.
Aira: “...He missed a spot.”
Naruto froze.
Naruto: “HUH?! WHERE?!”
Aira pointed at the First Hokage’s forehead.
Naruto immediately turned around to inspect his masterpiece.
Iruka: “NARUTO!”
Aira casually walked away.
Aira: “Skill issue.”
Naruto: “AIRA! YOU TRAITOR!”
Aira, without turning around: “Love you too, idiot!”
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Scene 2: The Academy
Later that morning.
The classroom was noisy.
Sakura Haruno sat near Ino, arguing over Sasuke Uchiha. Shikamaru looked like he regretted being born into a world with people. Chōji was eating. Kiba was bothering everyone, and Shino was quietly existing in his own mysterious corner.
Aira sat beside the window, drawing tiny flowers in the corner of her notebook.
Naruto burst into the classroom.
Naruto: “I’M HERE!”
Iruka, following behind him: “And you’re in trouble!”
Naruto: “I WAS EXPRESSING MY ARTISTIC FREEDOM!”
Aira: “Your artistic freedom needs a bath.”
Naruto: “WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS AGAINST ME?!”
Aira: “I’m not against you. I’m against your decision-making skills.”
Naruto pointed dramatically at her.
Naruto: “ONE DAY, I’LL BECOME HOKAGE!”
Aira smiled.
Aira: “Good. First, become capable of sitting through one lesson.”
Shikamaru, resting his head on his desk: “She’s got a point.”
Naruto: “SHUT UP, SHIKAMARU!”
Iruka: “EVERYONE, SIT DOWN!”
The class finally settled.
Iruka announced that today’s exercise would be the Transformation Jutsu.
Naruto immediately looked confident.
Aira immediately looked concerned.
Aira, whispering to Sakura: “Should we evacuate?”
Sakura: “Why?”
Aira: “I have a feeling something is about to become everyone’s problem.”
Scene 3: The Transformation Jutsu
One by one, the students performed the technique.
Some succeeded.
Some struggled.
Then Naruto stepped forward.
Naruto: “JUST WATCH! I’LL SHOW YOU ALL!”
He formed the hand signs.
“TRANSFORMATION JUTSU!”
A cloud of smoke appeared.
When it cleared—
Iruka stared.
The entire class stared.
Aira slowly put her pencil down.
Naruto had transformed into a completely inappropriate-for-class, exaggeratedly glamorous version of a woman.
Iruka: “NARUTO!”
Naruto: “HAHAHAHA! IT WORKED!”
Aira covered her mouth.
Her shoulders started shaking.
Sakura: “Aira, are you laughing?”
Aira: “No.”
Sakura: “You’re literally shaking.”
Aira: “I’m experiencing a medical emergency.”
Then she lost it.
Aira: “PFFT—HAHAHAHAHAHA!”
Naruto: “SEE?! AIRA UNDERSTANDS MY GENIUS!”
Aira: “I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU’RE GOING TO GET DETENTION!”
Iruka: “BOTH OF YOU—”
Aira immediately sat straight.
Aira: “I was an innocent bystander, sensei.”
Naruto: “YOU LAUGHED!”
Aira: “And I regret nothing.”
TO BE CONTINUED… 🍥💀
