Mum
It’s cold and dark, I’m wet, something is nudging me, that tickles.
Ooh what’s this? It’s nice. Ooh what’s that smell? I must get to it, what’s this lumpy thing? The smell is stronger here, mmmm that’s nice. Hey, stop pushing me, this one is mine.
Oh, I can see things, it’s all blurry, must get closer. Who are you? And you? And you? You’re soft and smell good. Hey who is that? She smells really good, ooh the lumpy things again, nommm nommm nommm, so sleepy now, snuggle up new wriggly things.
Hey what’s that sticking out of your butt? Keep it still I want to grab it, Oh I have one too! This is fun.Hey, come back where are you…. Oh, it’s that big soft thing with the lumpy things, the others call her mum, nommm nommm nommm nommm, oh sooo sleepy now.
Hey, put me down I was sleeping, oooh you smell different and you look different, it’s high up here, I can see mum and my wriggly friends. Hey what are you doing… ooo that feels nice, don’t stop, aww and you’re warm and snuggly, oh so sleepy.
Hey where did you go? Oh, I’m back with the wriggly things. Hey, let’s play, ouch my tail, I’m going to get yours, oops that’s wet and smells different. Ooh it’s that really big thing again the one with no tail, mum calls them hoomans. Hey, you, I like you, ooh what have you got there, keep it still I want to bite it, this is a fun game, urghh! That doesn’t taste nice, ouch my nose!
“Aww sorry puppy, did you get the mop, come here baby”,
What’s a puppy? Hey, I’m up high again, aww that feels better. Must remember, don’t chase the swishy stick the hooman uses to clean the wet stuff, it makes ouchies. Oo here comes mum.
What’s that smell? Gimme gimme, mmmm that tastes good, hey get your head out of the way, this is my brown stuff hooman gave it to me! Get your own brown stuff from your side, nommm nommm nommm nommm, it’s up my nose and in my paws, this feels squishy and tastes soooo good, look mum has got some too. Oomph I feel so full, I’m sooo tired, hooman is wiping my paws and nose and now I’m on the paper again, I want to do poopies, that’s better, sleepy time now.
