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Random Mumblings

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Summary

I like to write poetry as much as the next guy. Hopefully these will make you laugh, or cry, or rethink the reason why you put the cereal in before the milk.

Status
9yrs ago
Chapters
29
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
13+

See ya

Justify your black bowtie

and your skin thin blonde

with cherry lips

and corn straw hair.


Think you’re a big shot

you grounded rocket man?

Shooting for the stars

and landing in petunias


Don’t you remember that magical place?

With the lemon shrimp platter?

Doesn’t it matter?

At all to you?


Well have fun with your zombie model

and your dulled conversations.

Your jokes were never funny,

but she’ll laugh like I never would.


And I hope a pigeon craps

on your fine pinstriped suit.

Carefully dry cleaned.

For Her.

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amazing start

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someone hurt you, they are not worth it...

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