Chapter 1
The family told me he needed to die
For betraying them with a little white lie
He was at a second house to escape the strife
Also taking a vacation from his nagging wife
I snuck inside and waited for him to return
And did and found everything I could learn
I heard something in his room and I was sure it was him
Sure enough he was there... and he was masturbating
So...
I shot him in each arm and shot him in the head
Then I shot him three more times to make sure he was dead
Then I cut out his eyeballs and sent them away
And I hope his wife will get them later today
And that is my story of how I put him in the ground
Even though I only dug like, two feet down
As always, I did what I needed to do
I'd never cross the family, and neither should you.
