For the Family

The family told me he needed to die

For betraying them with a little white lie

He was at a second house to escape the strife

Also taking a vacation from his nagging wife

I snuck inside and waited for him to return

And did and found everything I could learn

I heard something in his room and I was sure it was him

Sure enough he was there... and he was masturbating

So...

I shot him in each arm and shot him in the head

Then I shot him three more times to make sure he was dead

Then I cut out his eyeballs and sent them away

And I hope his wife will get them later today

And that is my story of how I put him in the ground

Even though I only dug like, two feet down

As always, I did what I needed to do

I'd never cross the family, and neither should you.