My Diary

Hi I bet you are wondering what is in your hands at this moment. Well its a diary my diary, also NO it is not the authors diary, the author is just writing off of my diary just literally copying it so it can be published. Okay, you good, you got that in your pocket. Okay good. So now you know that this is my diary not the authors so lets get started on with my diary. "your missing something" I am what is it author "you forgot to brush your teeth" OMG just shut up and start righting my diary for all the nice folks who bought this book and want to read it. "okay"

3/8/18 Day 1

Dear Diary, Today is my first day writing in this I don't realy know what I am suppose to do but I think I just tell this book my feelings and thoughts and maybe drama that I realy want every one to know. So lets just get right on with it. My name is Gorritha ya I know a very bad name so no one actually knows my name. Wanna know how, well its easy I use my middle name for everything. My middle name is Lily. I am in 5th grader and 5th grade is tough. Everyone alwase talks about high school being the worst but believe me 5th grade beats high school 100 to 1. So now that I got everything straight. WAIT I forgot something I started school a bit late so I am a year behind. If you don't get what that means than I don't blame you, I mean your only a book how could you know. I will tell you though to save you the agony.It means I am suppose to be in 6th grade not 5th grade! Well gotta go see ya later.

Love Lily NOT Gorritha