One-Shot Ricky Komodo

In heart of Hollywood we find a Anthropomorphism lizard by the name of Ricky Komodo and at the moment he was working as a paparazzi who garner the reputation of ruining the best of superstars lives. We find ourselves at the offices of a well known paparazzi studio and that was called TNG it call itself a news cover station but really it just more of a superficial paparazzi news hounds. Anyway, let get back to the main man. Ricky being the top dog he is. He is in the office of his boss. As his boss is telling him he need some great photos of some high profile people. Let listen in.

“So Ricky we are running short this time around and the anniversary is coming fast. And we wanted to do something special. So we were thinking maybe you could get some lit shots?”

He said in awkward smile. Ricky sitting in a chair with glasses as he drinking a soda threw a straw. Slowly as he drinking the last bit. Slurping it down. As he stop and take off his glasses.

Ricky: You want me to get some candid shots of some high rollers that have dedicated their life to be committed to helping others and being all round high standard roles models. And who in their whole life never deserve an ouch of flack?!

His boss replied “ Yes”

Ricky: You sir are a despicable and horrible piece of shit. And I love you. Yes I will do it. Are you kidding? Destroying good honest people lives is what I do best.

“ Wonderful. Cause let be honest here. If there some dirt. Your the only I trust finding it. I mean after that whole catching Pichael Mackson with those little boys....”

Ricky: Oh yes some of my best work.

As Ricky think in his head back to that day. Where he was pretending to be model photographer and had several young boys pose in suggestion positions in front of a Pichael Mackson cardboard cutout and just clean it up in edit to make it look more realist. As we flash back to Ricky with a large grin on his face. With his boss talking about of what he done

” And then there was when you found that inspirational guy who was five years clean and then you found him pass out in a ally naked high from cocaine and with a male prostitution.”

Ricky: Yes I am good.

Nodding his head. And again it flash to that very day. Where he was out posing as an interviewer to speak with this guy. Somehow he convince to go to a strip club and get drunk and high on drugs. And some how got him to have sex with a male prostitution. Suddenly Ricky came to after reminisce about the good times. With his boss still ranting about his achievements.

“ And of course who can forget that time you were first on site for the infamous OB Himpson murder.” Ricky: Never forget the lives we lost that day. Such a tragedy he said in a very sarcastic voice.

With once more flashing to the scene as he have just got done murdering OB’s ex girlfriend and new fiancée. Setting everything just right. He then went back to his car and pull out OB himself from the trunk into the house. He was unconscious. He grab the weapon he used and put it in his hand. Making sure his hand prints were on it. He then step out cleaning whatever else he had left. And as he was outside he called the police and told them about what happen. As he went in the bushes with his camera and ready himself. And we flash back to Ricky with his hands behind his head. As he smiles with his boss done ranting.

“Yes. So can count on you?”

Ricky: You sure can boss So who the poor saps you want me to get next?

“ Well we got three. There British sweetheart Jemma Ratson who just started on that feminism band wagon. With her own group called “HeDoEverythingForHer”. So you can maybe bring her down.

Ricky: Aye aye captain, who else?

“ Then we got Chad Witt, you know the sexist man alive. And he run that charity for young orphans kids. So maybe you can find some dirt on that pretty boy?”

Ricky: For a lesser man it would be a problem. But I’m not a lesser man.

“ Glad to hear it. And finally we got that female British singer with the beautiful voice, Amele. And she involve in that whole Color People Matter or something like that. I mean I’m not racist or anything but jeez how many movements are there right?

Ricky: Agree. Alright boss leave it to me. I’ll have dirt on these good Samaritans before the end of the week. Trust me by the end of this week were have these rich bastards ruin.

“ Awesome”

As Ricky put his glasses back on and walk out of the room. As he walk down the hall. He is greeted by everyone like he was famous himself.

“ Hey Ricky!”

Ricky: What up, Mark?

“ Hi Ricky”

Ricky: Hello there Shanna. Mmm-mmm I see you working out.

He said while staring at her butt.

“ Ricky, my man!”

Ricky then jab Harold in the balls. As he said what up. Harold crouch in the fiddle position.

“ Nice one.” he said in a low hurt voice.

He walk out to his nice Lamborghini. As he drive home to get ready for his big outings. He gets home and get his snoop outfits which was his white button up dress shirt with the sleeves roll up and red tie along with a black pin strip vest. And his reporter hat. Which was a brown fedora. And he pick his camera up which was a Goni Special Deluxe. And he head out. He was off to find something shady about Jemma Ratson. Sense she was hosting a guest speech at UN for her project. Ricky move in for the shot. As he stood there there wasn’t much going on. It was just a bored to here about speeches about progression. But it only took three hours later. After the whole meeting She was heading to a modeling shoot. And he follow her there where he got in the building. As he snuck in trying to the infiltrate the shoot. But unfortunately he run into the photographer. Seeing him and try alerting the security. So he then smash the photographer in the head and knock him out cold. He then drag him in the closet and take his clothes taking his identity and pretending to be him. While he was just wondering around. And soon he see Jemma Ratson. She was sitting in a chair getting ready as he watch from afar. She was sitting there where she was there as a PA come up to her with a coffee. She grab it and take a swing. But she immediately spit it out all over the PA. She begin yelling at her.

Jemma R: The fuck is this? I ask for a latte. You fucking little twat. Do I need to remind you of the perking order again.

“ No ma..ma’am”

Jemma R: Oh no I think I do. There you, the dirt, the worms inside the dirt, my shit, anybody else that famous, and finally me. I’m a fuckin god compare to you. Got it. You American dog. I’m British. Which mean I’m your god. And when I ask for a latte I get it. You should be so honer to even be in my present.

“ Sooo....sorry ma’am”

Jemma R: Yes you should be.

Ricky did manage to get the money shot of her throwing the coffee at the assistant face.

Ricky: Oh yeah baby. Give to me. He finally got it. As he was about to get out of there.

He is soon bam bardic by several people who was asking if he was ready?

Ricky: Ready for what? The shoot?

“Jemma is ready!”

Ricky: oh yes I am let do it. At first he wanted to run for it sense he had the shot, but He though why stop there. So he get over there.

Jemma R: So is this pose OK?

Ricky: No how about we lose the shirt.

Jemma R: My shirt?

Ricky: Yes and your bra . Then put this on. Which was a see threw cover up. She grab the cover up and put around her self.

Ricky: Yes great. Now don’t completely cover up your breasts. But show the most of them but not the the nipples. Got it?

Jemma R: I think so.

She did what she was told. And with Ricky saying it was great as starting pictures.

Ricky: Yes. Yes give to me. Yeah baby yeah. And I’m done.

Jemma R; Thanks.

Ricky: No problem darling.

And on that note he walk out of the building with the pictures. And the very next day all the pictures were publish. Exposing Jemma Ratson as the fraud she is. Back in the boss office. Ricky boss was giving him praise.

“ Ricky my boy you done again!”

Ricky: Thank you sir. I do what I can.

“ So how fast can you move on Chad Witt and Amele?”

Ricky: Faster then anything you can imagine.

“ Great!”

So later that night he was going after Amele having to have concert tickets for her. Along with some VIP passes. As he grab a array of teens to make it look less sociable and creepy. As the concert ended. She was telling the audience to go check out her charity of ColorsMatterToo. As he head to the back disguised as a teen. Wearing braces. With the security guards standing in front of the dressing room door. He knock on the door as he walk in to see her.

Amele: Oh hello everyone. Did you enjoy the show?

The kids say we sure did. Ricky look around to see if there was anything off, but for the most part it was pretty tame and normal And she seem very cool with her fans. Hell even when one the PA walk in she was very nice her. Ricky was only thinking jeez I can’t believe this. It was going to be hard to destroyed this girl. Without anything real concrete. But just as he was about to leave with nothing. He saw it. A black PA then walk in. And she threw a fit. Yelling at him as to why a person of his “background” was in her present. So he took the photo And got the money shot. With the next ad being about how Amele, British fame singer is a racist. Now with another under his belt. Now before the night was over. He gotten some tip of Chad Witt being at the concert as well for some reason. He manage to catch him before he left and hop on his car undetected. He had no idea where he was going until .He finally stop in a unknown location and was meeting unknown woman and he kiss her. Ricky got the shot. And ran for his life. The next day the photos were publish. And he got the biggest bonus he have ever receive and he move forward being the best as he can so he decide to retire back to his place of a bow to have a realizing day to himself for a job well done. So after a week of celebration. Ricky is sitting in his suite. While waiting for some important documents so he can move on to make his dream of owning his strip club a reality. As he was chilling next to his pool. His door bell ring. He order his butler to answer it. Just then his butler Stevenson come back out to the pool with another man who was dress in a suit and tie with a brief case. The man step up to Ricky.

“ Are you Ricky Komodo?”

Ricky: Who asking?

“ I’m represented of my clients of Jemma Hatson, Chad Witt, and Amele. And they are suing you for unlawful pictures of them and slander. Here the court order. And we’ll see you in court.”

The man walk away. Ricky thinking son of a bitch.. The scene then flash to Ricky in his boss office explaining the situation.

“ I’m sorry Ricky but we really don’t know what to do?”

And then Ricky come up with a brilliant plan. And it was to black mail them even more. And maybe get the case settle like that. His boss said it a little risky but it just might work. So quickly in a music montage he went around catching as many incriminatory videos instead of photos. He manage to get video of Amele beating the shit out of a few black people and putting a muzzle on one them. It was truly a very uncomfortable scene. He posted all the videos on online. Next he decide to hunt down Jemma Ratson who she was meeting with Chad Witt. Thinking it may be a secret redavoir. The both of them jump in a black SUV and head off. It was late in the evening. As he was following Chad and Jemma. Both were in car driving. Ricky feeling he was out again out for a late night scooby snack. Probably trying to meet up with his new mistress. As he closely follow him. They wound up in very disclose location. He realize it was a big mansion way out of the city. And there was tons of cars here. So he park hidden away from everyone. And with his camera he snuck in to see what going on. As he saw in the big back yard. That there was tons celebs with the likes of Amele, Chad Witt, and Jemma Ratson. Along with a lot more. They were gathering for some type of cult or something. As he went in closer for a better look he soon realize they were being lead by a group of aliens known as the Reptilians. As one of these being get up to a podium and spoke.

“ Hello my children. We are all here gather today to give prey to our lord and Savior the Flying Spaghetti Monster. For he was the great savior of our way of life with his meatballs and saucy tomatoes. Now let us prey for the lord”

They all bow their heads and begin chanting some crazy nonsense. As it went on for a bit. Ricky just look in awe and video all the crazy shit he saw. As he saw several celebrities being offer off to the reptilians as a sort of sex slaves. As Ricky saw that most of the celebs were willing and just being sold as slaves. Which was weird. After that they lit a large totem that was their lord. And as Ricky got closer. He was spotted by the security. He try running for it but there were too many. They caught him and brought him fourth to the rest.

Ricky: What the hell?

“ You have come here to disrupt our plans and ritual to our lord.”

Just then all start getting angry and begin chatting and next thing you know the real Flying Spaghetti Monster appear from a portal. Greeting his servants. As he look around wondering why he was summon. In which he was confuse. Then they explain the problem and told them about Ricky. And he agree to deal with it. So thinking quick on his feet he took tons of pictures and video everything as smack the guards in the balls and made an escape. They grasp as Ricky light their leader on fire with the flame of the totem. And grabbing a alien gun and begin shooting everyone that got in his way. While also taking pictures. Everyone knowing he was going to expose them. Which he did. Cause he a dick. So he manage to get away and the next thing he did was release everything. Getting away with all and bringing down Hollywood for a short period. He may have stop them, but they were still rich. So he was sue and lost everything he own. And was cast out to the streets. Feeling like he lost everything. So he decided to travel south and see what he can find. Knowing it was probably better then this. So what new adventures await Ricky in the anew and as he see the new world and all it wonders. But who cares, right? Well anyway I’m your gracious writer. And remember to stay classy and horny for good writing so you’ll always come back.....