The Psychopath and The Sort Of Normal Guy
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The Psychopath and The Sort Of Normal Guy

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Summary

This is the adventure of two men Jack and Andre.This is a criminal action adventure comedy .Follow the adventures of Jack and Andre as they find them selfs in quite the predicaments

Status
8yrs ago
Chapters
1
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
18+

Dead man walking

The air is thick and heavy.He slowly walks down the silent prison block accompanied by four guards with loaded rifles.The silence is broken in the matter of seconds by one of the four guards.

At the top of his lungs the guard shouts: Dead man walking !

Then he shouts again : Dead man walking !

Once more before they enter the room where the prisoner will be executed: Dead man walking

He enters a where he finds a chair with straps on it , a guard next to a lever and a man holding a bible. He turns his head left just to see a room filled with empty chairs . Not one person came to his execution.If a normal person saw this sight they would have probably broken down and started crying but not him instead of crying he devilishly smiled.

After that he was quickly strapped to the chair and a larger metal helmet was placed on his head.

Then the guard started speaking : Do you have any last words Jack the Ripper.

Jack : Please don’t call me that I don’t want to be remembered by a stupid nickname.

Guard: Hmm Ok! So do you have any last word Jack Rozario.

Jack said nothing only smiled devilishly as if he was greating the cold,dead touch of death.The guard aggravated by this act tries to push the lever down to activate the electirc.But then something stops him in his tracks .Something red was spilling down his chest he started losing his balance and then he hears a scream followed by a gunshot.When he looked next to him he saw the priest bleeding on the ground and then he looked up seeing a large , tall black man standing there with an 9mm in his hand before losing conscience.

Jack: Yoo , Andre long time no see. Where were you I got bored waiting for you.

Andre: Jesus Christ Jack your still alive I thought your idiot ass was already killed.

Jack: What did little Jason got scared. Hahah .

Andre: Fuck you . You really fucking scared me you dick head . How the fuck am I supposed to make money when you are dead!

J: Yeah , yeah . Just get me untied out of these fucking straps .

A: Ok just give me a minute.

Andre pulls out a military grade knife and easily cuts of the straps that were holding down Jack. Jack takes of that weird metal helmet on his head.

J: Welp anyway lets get the hell out of this prison .

A:Do you have plan on how will we escape?

J: Just give me a gun and will be out of here in ten minutes.

A: You see if we were to follow your plan we would be dead in less than 2 mins.

Jack says sarcastically : Well mister smarty pants do you have a better plan

A: Well actually I do because im not a fucking moron who just comes to break out his buddy without an actual plan.

Andre puts down his backpack that he was carrying and pulls out a couple of C4′s.

Jack happily : I... is that C4. GIVE THEM TO ME !!

A: Ohh hell no Im not giving these baby’s to a trigger happy mother fucker like you .Now just sit there and watch

Andre carefully places down the C4 on the prisons walls .

J: DO IT

A: Wait . 3, 2 , 1

A large explosion takes place . The sound echo’s through the prison walls and the dust and ruble flys all over the place. Jack and Andre took cover behind a stair case. They popped their out and saw a huge hole where the previous wall was.

J: AMAZING

A: Yeah I know I bought the explosives from a reliable source . They are supposed to be military grade C4′s not just some shitty homemade C4′s .

A: Let’s go before the guards come !

J: Aight

Jack and Andre jump through the hole and started running through a dead desert in the middle of nowhere.

J: Where are we running to ?

A: To my car you idiot

J: Geez you don’t have to be so aggressive . Where did the Andre that almost pissed his pants a minute ago go?

A:I didn’t even need to be scared for your stupid ass.You should have just died I would have been much happier

J:Geez you sound like my ex-girlfriend! Haha .

Jack and Andre still while running see an old grey truck.That looks like it has survived a lot of stuff by today.

J: Didn’t I tell you that you should buy something new like a Honda Civic

A: No, out of all of the cars you want to be a fucking Honda Civic.

J: Why not ?

A: Because it’s pure fucking garbage

J: Oh come on it’s not that bad

A: No Im telling you it is complete garbage

J: Well at least its better than-

Out of the prison a dozen of police vehicles arise and start chasing the escapes.

A:WE DON’T HAVE TIME TO ARGUE JUST RUN BITCH

J:WELL IF YOU HAVE TIME TO RUN YOU HAVE TIME TO ARGUE

A: THIS IS NOT A FUCKING COMEDY!

J: ARE YOU MAKING A FOURTH WALL BREAK?

A: A WHAT?

J: NEVERMIND

Andre gets into the drivers seat while Jack jumps on the back of the truck! Andre starts the car while Jack looks down to see one of his favorite guns an AK-47

J still screaming : YOU KNOW ME SO WELL

Andre starts driving through the desert at 150 km/h turns his head around to the back of the truck and yells : JUST SHUT UP AND SHOT ?

Jack not saying a word loads his rifle and turns the safety off . And with one well placed shot he takes out the driver of a police car.

J: 1 DOWN 9 TO GO

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