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Stand Up For Bastards!

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Summary

Jonathan Starling is an Englishman stuck in New York in a hellish marriage and a crappy job with no easy way out- until his debauched and long lost biological father, Jake barges into his life. Jonathan Starling, a Brit stuck in NYC, is dying of quiet desperation. His marriage to AA step Nazi Karen is way past its sell-by date, his part time teaching gig sucks, the novel he's writing is stuck on page one and between endless school runs, homework, laundry and cooking for daughters Madison and Taylor he wonders how his life went so horribly wrong. Starling is blackjacked out of his torpor by a letter from Jake Upwood, an unapologetic rake, erstwhile pornographer- and Starling's biological father. After a lifetime of estrangement he now wants to get to know his son. After they meet it's clear father and son share more than their DNA. and as the bond between them grows Starling's marriage deteriorates further. After Jake points out a skanky massage parlour he once visited, Starling begins a series of bumbling encounters with the world's oldest profession, culminating in a catastrophic divorce. He must dig deep within himself to find a way out of his self-made black hole. Ultimately, a text from a ballet Mom, an entry in Jake’s diary and the voice of one of his students on the radio provide the inspiration for one last, desperate shot at a life well lived.

Status
Complete
Chapters
20
Rating
5.0 (3 reviews)
Age Rating
18+

Prologue

We’re in New York and the year is 2008. It’s an extraordinary year: George Bush gets a shoe thrown at him, OJ goes to jail for kidnapping and robbery, Sarah Palin runs for Vice President, the IPhone 3G is launched, Fidel Castro steps down, there’s a wholesale freak out about the large Hadron Collider creating a black hole and ending the world, the Titans of Wall Street get caught playing with fast and loose with Main Street’s money and the resulting stock market crash triggers a global financial crisis. Oh, and the first black president of the United States is elected.

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Hi Andrewgcraft,

I just finished reading your story “Stand Up For Bastards!” and I loved it so much. Your writing is amazing, and I kept thinking how cool it would look as a comic.

I especially loved the Prologue set in New York in 2008, where you weave real‑world events Bush getting a shoe thrown at him, OJ’s jail sentence, the financial crash, and the launch of the iPhone 3G with Jonathan Starling’s sense of crushing stagnation. That combination of historical texture and personal despair sets a cinematic tone that would make for powerful visual scenes . And the dynamic father‑son first meeting between Jonathan and Jake, full of tension and dark humor as the estranged father reenters his life as a rakish, unapologetic figure those contrasting personalities would shine in sequential art through bold panel work and expressive character designs.

It is ideal for making a comic/manga as it blends dramatic urban realism with emotional humor and character-driven conflict perfect for strong visual storytelling.

I’m a commissioned artist, and I’d love to draw your story into a comic/manga. No pressure though, I just think your work would look awesome in comic form.

You can check out some of my recent work on my DeviantArt (Username – Ev3Verse). If you’re interested, please message me on Discord (Username – Eve_Verse) so we can bring the story to life visually. I'll be waiting to hear from you!

Regards,
Evee

a year

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