Chapter 1
Who's there? I said as if I expected the ghost to come around and say 'oh! Its just me just hanging out! whatup?' but there was not a single sound, not a single (but hey am single, Ph no. later in the chap)
Untill..
The door creeked ajar and a zombie appeared out of nowhere and started to lumber towards me, the tipical way zombies do, what else way would you expect a zombie to move 'dancing' albit movies do have them doing that too (why would a zombie dance? Still a mystre) . Anyways I was totally expecting a 'boom!' or a ghost but..let me take you where it all started and by the way there was no zombie, just to catch a bit attention..it's even better a ghost, infact not just one but..well you need to know so 'Vamos!' (one of the two words in my spanish vocab the other being 'si').
As you know humor is a basic human instinct you too probably came here while surfing the humour section (didn't you?), another one is horror we feel scared when we see a ghost, ok well that may be not as common but almost all of us atleast once have witnessed someting ghostly or maybe supernatural if not entirley a living (or in this case a not so living) ghost. It's natural we feel sacred but I often find it ironical, why do we want to scare ourself with these horror stories it's better to stay away, eh?
So leave it just go and read some romcom.
But hangon if you really want to know what happened that night that made a friend of mine a ghost! So Veer is a friend of mine or should I say was a friend of mine but its hard to say he's not very much alive eversince we left that creepy house.
It all started when we finally decided to go into that house, the house at the corner of the street, it was a wooden one (worn out ofcource) but before i tell you more about the house let me tell you that I, Veer (whome you may have recognised) and Virat has always been very fond of horror movies and wanted to make one, ourself, so it was Veer who got a handycam on his 14th birthday, so needless to say he was our movie director, cameraman, hero and other people you could associate with a movie. So, the very first genre ofcource was horror but we needed a set and there we were at a real haunted house at the corner street
The day was Fri, I don't excatly remember the date but it must have been thirteenth, it was our knack for horror movies and also our yrs long curiosty to actually roam in a haunted house which to us appered very intresting, untill the very moment came to decide who will take a small step for a giant leap? and into the house.
Certainly not me! after a hour long discussion we decided that the lighting was not scary enough for which we all lied.
Trust me, anytime is scary to enter a house that is or even preassumed as haunted. We decided to start of at noon it was a collective decision taken just by Veer and gave us time to see if we left anyting important back besides our nerves. Reviewing our backpacks Veer's backpace housed a bit dirt, some bottles of water and a tripod while mine had some potato chips, nachos and a couple bottles of soda, Virat's mostly had books and a cross and a statue of a God, while we glanced at his bag, he recieved a couple of pairs of eyes staring at his face for which he replied in a feeble voice 'well. Just in case..' no one replied.
We then had some soda and nachos untill the dusk set upon,
for now it was the time.
We three stood gallently giving a strait eye to the house as we stood there hoping that the action may be delayed but as Veer's tshirt said
'Bold!'
and so we were untill Virat broke that 'bold' silence with 'guys I think I need to go to the loo' and so he did.
We waited there untill he came back from the nearby bushes that grew nearby the house.
'Ok! Boys this is the mo..' Veer's phone rang as he got a call 'yes mom,...just hanging with friends...ok...ya by eight ok..ok..bye' he said on the phone 'so where were we?' 'the mo..' I said trying to imitate 'anyways let's just head to the house Mr.Ghost get redy to host ' 'ya!' Screemed Virat as we ran into the house his screem was weird as no one else did 'Oh! ComeOn! can't I just screemit wasn't out of fear you know..ok a bit' 'bro! what was that?' Veer said. Eventually the most scared out of us became first to step into the creepiest house the three of us has ever seen.
Now we were in the house or better just in it's lawn everbody knew there was still a chance to run back maybe being chased by a ghost but outhere atlest it wont be the ghosts residence which we were about to enter suddeny the house which caught our curiosities everyday became the house to be away from as our parents said 'dead!' said Virat 'ahhh!' We all screemed upon the verysame site of th wreched house that layed before us'why are you both screeming' ' 'What dead?!' both veer and me said almost together 'my phone's battery' 'that's what i said veer tryna scare us both dude its the phone ahhh!!' Itried to immitiate him i wasnt scared atlest I said so. We moved head untill we finaly stood on one of the three stairs that lead to the single only visible door of the house and like every haunted house featured in a movie this to had a single door that too in the middle of the house and did i mention in the lawn there was also a creepy tree thats the trend with these house just tell me have you ever seen or herd about a haunted house that doesent have atlest a single tree in its front to proclain its hauntedness and by the way the tree is always shedded. We decided to move back and discus the final agreement and papers we had made for the house it was made mostly by veer and so it was named
"The Commonsense Papers"
It had the subheading " the definetive guide to survive a hqunted house "
It took a long time to finally make a document featuring the most imposrtant tips to survive a haunted house but we knew it was going to be worth i
