I Dare You

It’s always the big party on Friday night where everyone gets wasted and makes the worst decision of their life, right? Not for Taehyung. His was a Sunday morning at his friend, Yoongi’s house- they were all a little hung over from the beer they had the night before while they played video games.

Taehyung’s throat was dry and scratchy when he woke up that morning by an over enthusiastic Hoseok who was mentioning something about ‘playing truth or dare.’ Taehyung had just groaned in response, rubbing his head- it surely wasn’t the worst hangover he’d ever had- nothing a little coffee and some painkillers wouldn’t fix.

“Who the fuck had the genius idea of playing truth or dare, while hungover this early in the morning?” His gruff morning voice cut off the conversations that had been underway as he walked into the kitchen.

He noticed painkillers already sitting on the counter in front of the eldest Jin- who was most likely monitoring how many each person took, because ‘no matter how much it hurts, you can’t take ten pills, Namjoon.’ He recalled Jin scolding his friend on the matter before.

Someone cleared their throat making him snap his eyes toward them, “It was actually my idea, Taehyung. And we weren’t planning on just regular old truth or dare, we’re gonna add a twist.” Jungkook said mischievously, passing a mug of hot coffee to Taehyung.

Groaning, Taehyung grudgingly agreed, “Fine, but what’s the twist?” He questioned taking a sip of the coffee, dumping two pills into his mouth.

Yoongi chuckled, as he made his way into the kitchen to join the rest of them. “We’ve all agreed to it- so it’s just you left.” He hummed- seeming way to cheery for being someone who loved sleep, and being awake so early in the morning. “If you don’t do the dare you have to post your nudes on Instagram for a whole week. And remember that we know everyone’s password so if anyone refuses to do that, we’ll post our own nudes on their account.”

Taehyung nearly spit out his coffee on the blonde male in front of him. “What the fuck?” All his friends looked at him expectantly, “Why the hell do you have nudes, I thought you were asexual?”

Yoongi raised an eyebrow and shrugged, “I am, but so what? Doesn’t mean I can’t take pictures of my dick.” He smirked at Taehyung’s disgusted expression.

He rolled his eyes at the smug look Yoongi was giving him, “Fine, whatever.” He set the mug down on the counter, thankful for his headache already starting to melt away. “Who is starting, then?” He grunted out, placing his then empty mug into the sink.

“I’ll ask first, since it was my idea.” Jungkook said proudly, “Hoseok, truth or dare.”

Hoseok squinted at the younger, “Truth.” He said and everyone rolled their eyes of course he picked truth- he was practically the god of picking truth when they played- even though the game wasn’t a regular of theirs.

“Are you a virgin?” Jungkook grinned at the older boy who immediately flushed a dashing shade of pink, shading from his neck up to the tips of his ears- even his fucking forehead blushed.

“No,” He sighed out, breaking the mini staring contest he was holding with Jungkook. All of stared at him at shock, not really expecting him to have- seeing as he’d never had a girlfriend.

“No fucking way, who was it?” Namjoon leaned towards the crimson faced boy, who pushed him away, scowling.

“Not sayin’. I already answered my truth.” He grunted, “My turn to ask, anyway. Seokjinnie, truth or dare?”

Jin hummed, placing himself in one of the stools that sat around the kitchen island. “Truth,” He placed his chin in the palm of his hand, looking ever so delicate.

If Hoseok was the god of picking truth, then Jin was like the lord- or something, but it always seemed to make for an entertaining game. “Have you ever cross dressed?”

It was as if his demeanor had changed, his body going ridged and eyes round in surprise. “H-How...?” He swallowed his stutter, “Yes, I have.”

Hoseok and Jungkook burst into fits of laughter, and Jin glowered at them as Namjoon rubbed his back in an almost reassuring way. Taehyung made eye contact with the latter, arching an eyebrow in question causing his hand to fly off the older’s back, his mouth gaping open.

Jin huffed in annoyance, “Whatever,” He muttered, “Namjoon, truth or dare?” He stared up at the younger with wide brown eyes.

“Dare,” Namjoon grinned, leaning down towards Jin in what Taehyung figured was supposed to be intimidatingly sexy- but just cause a gag fest for the four other boys. Practically everyone knew there was something going on between the two since Namjoon came out as Bi a little under a year ago.

Taehyung remembered the way Jin’s eyes had lit up when Namjoon announced his sexuality. He was always the one Jin would come to, to talk about his never ending crush on Namjoon- so he knew the older had been over joyed when he found out he had a chance with the younger boy.

“I dare you to skinny dip in the pool,” Jin smirked up at his probably-boyfriend-but-no-one-really-knew-what-they-where. Yoongi groaned out something along the lines of, ‘he’s going to give my pool an STD.’ Nobody listened to him as they watched Namjoon walked out to the deck that was slick with rain.

Namjoon stripped himself of his clothing, before smacking into the water. All of his friends visibly grimaced. “Holy shit, Namjoon!” Jungkook exclaimed as soon as said boy came up for air, hissing in pain. “He didn’t say to fucking belly flop! Geez, dude!”

When the blonde male dragged himself out of the water all of them turned away- except Jin of course- until he at least got his underwear on. “Damn, Joon.” Taehyung laughed, pointing to the harsh redness that engulfed the older boy’s chest.

When we finally made it back to the Namjoon was already asking Yoongi, “Truth or dare?”

Yoongi rolled his eyes as if it were the stupidest question he’d ever heard, “Dare.” Ah, that wasn’t much of a surprise, he always wanted some crazy dare.

“Give Jungkook a lap dance,” Namjoon sent a leering look toward the other blonde, who was rolling his eyes so much Taehyung was scared they’d get stuck in the back of his head.

Jungkook on the other hand, scoffed. “Why do I have to get pulled into this, why can’t he give Taehyung a lap dance instead?” The sideways glance shared between Jungkook and Hoseok didn’t go unnoticed by Taehyung.

“Fine, fine. Give Taehyung a lap dance.” Namjoon gripped said boys shoulder, pushing him into a chair. He hated truth or dare in that moment- really not wanting to be roped into a lap dance from one of his best friends. Don’t get him wrong- Yoongi was beyond attractive, but they had been friends for so long it just seemed strange.

Yoongi sauntered up to him, gripping at his collar, pulling him close. “If you get a boner, I’ll cut your dick off.”

Taehyung chuckled, pushing off Yoongi, “I can’t control my body,” He raised an eyebrow suggestively- completely hiding his embarrassment, because he was seriously worried he would actually get a boner.

Yoongi rolled his eyes once again- that movement seeming to be come his signature look. The blonde turned around, placing his ass on Taehyung’s lap and he wouldn’t lie that the boy sure did have a nice ass.

As soon as the older began grinding down on him, he shoved at the boy’s back- making him drop to the floor. “What the fuck, Tae!” Yoongi growled as the other’s burst into laughter.

He crossed his legs slouching down in his seat and Jungkook laughed even louder, “Oh my god! He actually got a boner!” Taehyung pouted.

He sulked in his chair as the other boys continued their laugh- fest. “Not my fault!” He frowned as they laughed even harder.

“Alright, alright.” Yoongi calmed them down, “Truth or dare, horndog.” Taehyung scrunched up his nose, thinking for a moment before answering.

“Truth.”

Yoongi hummed, as if he were letting Taehyung’s answer process in his mind for a moment- fermenting like wine. “Do you have a thing for that nerdy Hot Tamale guy?”

Taehyung scoffed, knowing exactly who he was talking about; Park Jimin, his best friend. ”No. We’re just friends.”

Yoongi smirked, “You sure? A little birdy told me that he asked you out. You said no though, right? I mean who would say yes to that fat loser,”

Taehyung felt his blood boil, “What the hell, Yoongi!”

“Why are you defending him if you aren’t dating?” This time it was Jungkook who spoke up, raising an eyebrow at Taehyung.

Hoseok and Jin had been silent almost the whole time- they never took part in bullying Jimin, it was mostly Yoongi and Jungkook- Namjoon joining in sometimes. But Hoseok and Jin sat there looks of pity drawn across their faces and Taehyung pleaded for their help with his eyes.

“You know what?” Yoongi stood up, “Truth or dare, Taehyung. Remember our little deal at the beginning.”

He swallowed harshly, glowering at Yoongi, “Dare.”

“I dare you to take Park Jimin’s virginity.”