Chapter 1
So you know, today, I was real hungry. So I went to McDonald's. "Do you have a whopper?" I asked them when I came in. "No, that's Burger King." "Can I please get a fry to compare yours to Burger King?" She gasped and gave me a fry. It was pretty big. So yeah, I went to Burger King. I went up to the lady and asked, "Can I get a fry to compare yours to McDonald's?" She gasped and gave it to me. I went outside and looked at both fries and gasped. MCDONALDS WAS BIGGER! YEET!
