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Oh the Average Life

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I WOULD SO LIKE TO THANK MY BESTIES FOR HELPING ME COME UP WITH THE IDEA FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi... So this is my some-what life story (From the grade I'm in and up), Most if it is realistic fiction, but a few aspects of it are some-what true, just HEAVILY fictionalized. :) Excuse me one moment- STOP TOUCHING ME PHONE!!!! Okay! Now that that's over... ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Genre
Other
Author
Pezzenali
Status
7yrs ago
Chapters
1
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
13+

Chapter 1

Life is like a ticking clock, each minute another year wasted on stupid things like work or school.

We should cherish life before it’s over, not waste it with things we are expected to do.

School.

Work.

Money.

Things most people have, but the few I will introduce you to in a moment.

The world is a horrible place, or at least it was when I was a kid. That’s what I am at the moment, writing silly stories in typing class, listening to music and dreaming of dreams out of books that will never come to be.

Some people call me crazy, others morbid. Mostly odd though.

Do you know how long it takes to make friends?

For me it takes at least a good two weeks, at the most. The least is a week. But because this is so, I have a solid six people I talk to on the daily. Most others are usually acquaintances, though some think they are friends...

Let me introduce you to my friends:

First, the oldest. She is a little over a year older than me, and wicked down. Depression? Yes, you could say. She also has ADHD. Yeah, fun. :)

Now the second oldest. He was born the same year as I was, just at the beginning of it. He is super annoying at times, but others he cracks jokes (That sometimes make no sense what so ever.) or is talking about paranormal events. :)

Third.... she, well she- is absolutely bouncing off the walls 24/7. The only time she isn't is when she's sick (and that's like, 103.4 fever or vomiting). She also has an obsession with sour candies. Sour Skittles. Sour Gummies. You name it.

The Fourth is...... strange at in the least. :) He likes anime and cracks soooo many weird jokes. He also has an obsession with things like Undertale and Legend of Zelda. Yeah....

The fifth is one of my first friends. She is almost exactly like me. We watch the same videos, like the same music, eat the same food. Read the same things..... like the same stories. :) A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!!!! :)

The last and final friend is.... a bit.... ehhh.... I don't know how to explain it. He's a good person, don't get me wrong. But sometimes... I wonder. :) Yeah, so anyways.... He's into annoying memes and songs like Crab Rave and such.

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