The Man That Hopped Beds by Toni Rogers at Inkitt
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The man that HOPPED beds

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Summary

See how the word 'dirty dog' translates in this transglobal study involving 100 women. In the event that you should be fortunate/unfortunate enough to encounter a serial bed-hopper on your travels, cast you eyes over this semi-serious list of translations. This way, you're fully equipped to log your experiences accurately. WARNING: This list belies some serious scorn.

Status
Complete
Chapters
1
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
16+

The Listing

DIRTY DOG translates to:


'My Ex'

'Man Ho'

'Yuck'

'Man Slag'

'No Brainer'

'Ex Husband'

'A Dirty Ditch Pig'

'No Morals'

'No Dignity'

'No Respect'

'A Sex Addict'

'Kangawhore'

'Hoe'

'Sagittarius'

'Scorpio'

'Satisfied'

'Player'

'Scared To Be Alone'

'Weasel'

'Snake In The Grass'

'Searching'

'Sometimes Women Are Just As Bad'

'Narcissist'

'No Cheater. Just Sleeping Around'

'Being A Guy'

'Free Spirit'

'Douche'

'Cassanova'

'Man Whore'

'Mess Head'

'Screw Boy'

'Dog'

'Backwards Boomarang'

'Hot Mess'

'Indecisive'

'A Ho Dog'

'Not Ready'

'Looking For His Forever'

'Bed Hopper'

'F*ckin Dirtbag'

'Doesn't Know How To Be Alone'

'A B*stard'

'A Fool To Himself'

'An Idiot'

'Upsetting The Lives Of Women'

'A Disease Infested Freakout'

'Disgusting'

'Insecure'

'A Mooch'

'A Narcissistic Ass'

'Jerk'

'Scumbag'

'Worthless Piece Of Trash'

'Dirty B*stard'

'Inadequate Idiot'

'Worthless Ho'

'A Douche Bag'

'A Stud'

And When Asking The Same Question About A Woman That Hops From Bed To The Same Audience.

'A Happy Girl'

'Someone That's Not Afraid To Settle For Less Than She Deserves'

'Herself....Simple'

'She Should Be Enough'

'Free Spirit'

'Liberated Woman'

'Lucky Girl'

'A Free Person That Can Do WTF She Wants'

'Free Agent'

'Fire Rose'

'Co Dependent'

'A Lost Soul'

'Person With No Self Respect'

'Mary Jane'

'A Bunny'

'Curious'

'Ghost'

'A Cougar'

'Needy Chick'

'Damaged'

'Good Jumper'

'Cake Eater'

'Emotional, Financial and Toxic Parasite'

'A F*ckin Wh*re'

'Slut'

'A Sl*g'

'Trash'

'B*tch'

'Dumb'

Now please check out some of my fictional works :-)
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