The Man That Hopped Beds by Toni Rogers at Inkitt
Customize readability
Aa

The man that HOPPED beds

All Rights Reserved ©

Summary

See how the word 'dirty dog' translates in this transglobal study involving 100 women. In the event that you should be fortunate/unfortunate enough to encounter a serial bed-hopper on your travels, cast you eyes over this semi-serious list of translations. This way, you're fully equipped to log your experiences accurately. WARNING: This list belies some serious scorn.

Status
Complete
Chapters
1
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
16+

The Listing

DIRTY DOG translates to:


'My Ex'

'Man Ho'

'Yuck'

'Man Slag'

'No Brainer'

'Ex Husband'

'A Dirty Ditch Pig'

'No Morals'

'No Dignity'

'No Respect'

'A Sex Addict'

'Kangawhore'

'Hoe'

'Sagittarius'

'Scorpio'

'Satisfied'

'Player'

'Scared To Be Alone'

'Weasel'

'Snake In The Grass'

'Searching'

'Sometimes Women Are Just As Bad'

'Narcissist'

'No Cheater. Just Sleeping Around'

'Being A Guy'

'Free Spirit'

'Douche'

'Cassanova'

'Man Whore'

'Mess Head'

'Screw Boy'

'Dog'

'Backwards Boomarang'

'Hot Mess'

'Indecisive'

'A Ho Dog'

'Not Ready'

'Looking For His Forever'

'Bed Hopper'

'F*ckin Dirtbag'

'Doesn't Know How To Be Alone'

'A B*stard'

'A Fool To Himself'

'An Idiot'

'Upsetting The Lives Of Women'

'A Disease Infested Freakout'

'Disgusting'

'Insecure'

'A Mooch'

'A Narcissistic Ass'

'Jerk'

'Scumbag'

'Worthless Piece Of Trash'

'Dirty B*stard'

'Inadequate Idiot'

'Worthless Ho'

'A Douche Bag'

'A Stud'

And When Asking The Same Question About A Woman That Hops From Bed To The Same Audience.

'A Happy Girl'

'Someone That's Not Afraid To Settle For Less Than She Deserves'

'Herself....Simple'

'She Should Be Enough'

'Free Spirit'

'Liberated Woman'

'Lucky Girl'

'A Free Person That Can Do WTF She Wants'

'Free Agent'

'Fire Rose'

'Co Dependent'

'A Lost Soul'

'Person With No Self Respect'

'Mary Jane'

'A Bunny'

'Curious'

'Ghost'

'A Cougar'

'Needy Chick'

'Damaged'

'Good Jumper'

'Cake Eater'

'Emotional, Financial and Toxic Parasite'

'A F*ckin Wh*re'

'Slut'

'A Sl*g'

'Trash'

'B*tch'

'Dumb'

Now please check out some of my fictional works :-)
Let Toni Rogers know what you thought about this chapter!
Love this

0

Love this

Funny

0

Funny

Spicy

0

Spicy

Suspenseful

0

Suspenseful

Emotional

0

Emotional

Profound

0

Profound

Heartwarming

0

Heartwarming

Shocking

0

Shocking

Good Writing

0

Good Writing

Compelling Plot

0

Compelling Plot

Great Character

0

Great Character

Strong Dialog

0

Strong Dialog

Further Recommendations

PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT

Mia Carmichael: I’m so happy I found this author and I already know I’ll be bingeing her other books. I loved this one. It was exactly my thing since I’m such a sucker for rom-coms. Light, funny, sweet, and so well written. It was just perfect.I especially loved Abby’s voice. The way she talked to the reader made t...

Read Now
P.I

Evtida: It was a very sweet story, but it felt rushed. It didn't really convey the emotions. For example, when the girl was kidnapped, instead of panicking, going crazy, and causing a scene, giving in felt strange... His exaggerated relationship with his gay friend was also odd in my opinion.

Read Now
Aiden Taylor

XhellionX: Sehr schöne Kurzgeschichte, hab sie gern gelesen. Ein paar Fehler haben sich noch eingeschlichen.

Read Now
To Find Love Again

Williette: Interesting

Read Now
Wyatt -Die Anderson Reihe (Band 1)

Eve: Ein schönes Buch mit fesselnder Geschichte.Freue mich schon, den nächsten Teil zu lesen.

Read Now
Lost & Found

Flower: What isa lovely story, well written and with both funny and passionate moments

Read Now
The Half Blood Wolf (Lupus Antiqua Series #1)

Anna: História envolvente, que nos prende e com enredo muito forte.

Read Now
The Alpha’s Human

Chrissie Aghedo: Great storyline. Left me wanting more for sure. A little different to the others I’ve read so far. Hope there is or will be a next part to this story

Read Now
Home for the Holidays

Crazydiamond15: Loved it !

Read Now