Skeptical

I was walking around looking for my friends. You may ask who I am or who are my friends. Well I'm Sandra Turner and my friend's are obviously Dipper and Mabel Pines. I wouldn't have to be looking for them if it wasn't for their "mystery hunts". I mean come on! If you look to your left right now I guarantee you'll find 6 different magical creatures. That's how easy it is. Anyway I'm just looking around for them. I walked to the mystery shack hoping to find them. When I walked inside I was greeted by duckpanda stuffed creature to the face. 'Woah sorry dude thought you were someone else' someone said from behind the counter. I looked over and saw my friend Wendy. 'Who deserves a duckpanda to the face?' I ask. 'Unsuspecting tourists.' I laugh at her answer. She is a retard but she's my favorite retard. 'Have you seen the mystery twins?' I ask. 'Yeah they went to the midget's show.' she answers. 'Well I guess I'll be back later. Good luck be at your "job".' 'Always.' With that I walk out the door and head twords the tent of telepathy.