Welcome to Rowell Academy
Dear fellow student,
First off, we would personally like to welcome you to Rowell Academy. We hope you are settling into your dorms well and that you will enjoy the many years of Academy life to come.
You may be wondering, who are we? Well, to answer your question, we are Cupid’s Database.
The Cupid’s Database is a secret organisation founded by the head Cupids in 1986 and is currently ran by the present head Cupids and teams of students of Rowell Academy. Since 1986 we have had a reputation for many successful matches or breakups.
So how does this work? There are two main cupids, one will give you a match made in Heaven, the other a break up from Hell. How will you know which you will receive? Simple, you will get a letter in a pink envelope through your dorm door or apartment letterbox; in it will be a copy of your letter and a card.
This card will either have gold ink (a match made in heaven) or black ink (a breakup from hell). It will also contain a temporary number for you to contact to make arrangements. If Cupid or one of their team decides to show their face you must sign a contract for security and confidential reasons.
Here’s what to do until further notification:
1. Each student will receive a student number which they must memorize, instead of signing your name, you sign the letter with the number.
2. With granted permission from Rowell Academy staff, there are two large boxes in a spare room, one is for females, the other for males. You must drop off your letter in an envelope by 9 pm on any given day as this is when they are collected in.
3. If your case is one of the chosen, you will receive a pink envelope through your dorm letterbox, in it will be a temporary phone number for you to contact us, (and depending on the importance of the case this number could be to contact either the teams or the head Cupid themselves,) a confidentiality contract and a card with either gold or black ink.
Good luck and may the target be ever in your favour.
Yours sincerely,
Cupid’s Database
