The rude encounter
Rab C Nesbitt goes ye see ma standing there ye fat basterd why don't ye go back to where ye came from so I see it's like that I canny stop I think ye are intolerable says the old batalaax to Rab he goes with his squirt gun I see that I know there waiting for there bloody pokits picked he goes once ye get a hold of these ye canny stop ye know
The guy he squirted says get oot get oot now or so help me with this he throws a big barbell at him arrgh have a nice day aye and don't ye ever forget it