Chapter 2 bog and pumps farts

Summary

Rab C Nesbitt is lost he looks for Hue Shug Nesbit'' and Phebe Nesbitt he goes I came here on a trip Ye see them standing there with there bloody scarf and f***ucking common well games there a bunch of bloody wanks twat and lazy lumps

Genre
Humor
Author
Elmosasha
Status
Complete
Chapters
2
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
16+

The rude encounter

Rab C Nesbitt goes ye see ma standing there ye fat basterd why don't ye go back to where ye came from so I see it's like that I canny stop I think ye are intolerable says the old batalaax to Rab he goes with his squirt gun I see that I know there waiting for there bloody pokits picked he goes once ye get a hold of these ye canny stop ye know

The guy he squirted says get oot get oot now or so help me with this he throws a big barbell at him arrgh have a nice day aye and don't ye ever forget it