Chapter 1 Scottish pubs
Rab c Nesbit goes for a pint at Govan hill pub he goes hello there Mary Doll were the hell have ye been he goes wait aminute wait a minute what's the matter Mary Doll Nesbitt he then calls people basterds wanks seines and then he go like a wee chip Burney Nesbit goes stick ye chips up yer arse he then skelps him Mary doll goes
Hee hee manners Burney