Spiders

Imagine waking up in the morning to the sun shining through your window and the sound of birds singing. You decide that you are not ready to get up and pull the covers back up as you snuggle on down into your bed. As you lay there you start thinking it is going to be a great day. You turn over thinking you're going to see nothing but an empty spot next to you, but you are wrong. What you do see is a big harry black spider that's almost the size of a golf ball sitting just inches from your face. As you jump out of bed very quickly, you start to wonder how long it's been there starring at you with its bitty little eyes and its pointy fangs. You grab one of your big hair brushes off of your dresser that is sitting across from your bed and smack it , then you smack it two more times for good measure , and then you flick it onto the floor with your hair brush. Once you are convinced that this big spider is dead . you grab some tissue from beside your bed that is sitting on your night stand to pick up the spider to throw away. You go on about your day and don't think anything else about it. As your day goes , you start feeling a little sick. Your head hurts and your stomach is bothering you, but it's not to bad. You blow it off as you had to many mixed drinks last night.As night comes you start getting ready for bed or at least comfortable. As you start putting on your pajamas you feel something crawling on the back of your neck. You smack the back of your neck and look at your hand and see a little blood. You put it off as a mosquito until you look in the bathroom mirror and see these black little spiders coming out of your hair. You start to scream and jump up an down uncontrollably, but as you do the spiders crawl quickly down your face into every orifice . As you pass out and collapse to the floor the spiders start to eat you from the inside out leaving nothing but muscle and bone.

turns out the spider you killed laid eggs in your hair during the night. The spider had to lay her eggs some where.