Cindy & Jimmys Fat Bulge
Our story begins on a nice, hot summer day in Retroville. Just like any other day. Jimmy wakes up after a night of nutting to grinding gears on Goddard’s T.V. He wakes up to find the diabetic Purple Flurp soda is not in the fridge. Jimmy hears his parents having hot intercourse on his bed. So, he sneaks into there parent’s room and takes $10 to go get some Purple Flurp to feed his addiction. While walking out, he sees the love of his life. Cindy at the buying 100% authentic Whore Shit at the Candy Bar. He walks on in and gives Cindy those “fuck me eyes” Cindy forgets all about that Whore Shit she ordered. Then kicks Jimmy in the nuts and says over Sheen’s Ultra Lord Futuristic Walkie Talkie “He’s good” That’s when NBA superstar LeBron James kicks the door down and starts beating the shit out of Jimmy. That’s when Carl comes in high from his inhaler and starts humping Jimmy’s head. Mainly on his hair. Jimmy starts thinking “It can’t get worst” But it did. Then Sheen started recording a YouTube video in the Candy Bar’s disgusting, moldy, and rusty bathroom. He states he is doing “The Urinal Cake Challenge” and starts eating the 7 year old urinal cakes. Then pukes onto LeBron James which made him fall onto Jimmy. Then Sheen slipped and landed on LeBron James who was on top of Jimmy. Then Carl jumped onto Carl starting to hump Sheen thinking it was a llama. Jimmy was about to die but that is when Goddard brought in a suicide bomber and exploded the Candy Bar. Killing everyone in the process except for Jimmy and Carl. Jimmy was then taken to the Retroville hospital where he was cared for. Carl apologized and gave him a Grindr magazine featuring some of the rustiest gears grinding each other. Jimmy thanked Carl and gave him a 6 minute french kiss. Then Carl proposes to Jimmy the next day. Jimmy accepts. But then the bad news for Carl was that when Jimmy french kissed Carl, Jimmy had Super AIDS. That is when Jimmy died of Super AIDS 69 hours later at age 8. Carl go so high off of his inhaler that he cured his Super AIDS and discovered it could also cure cancer. Carl went on to be worth 78 billion Vietnamese Dongs and had unfortunately died from a G-Fuel overdose at age 354. Then we go back to the NUTron residence. Where to some say still to this very day, Jimmy’s parents are still having hot intercourse on their son’s bed. The End.
