Prologue
Heya. My name is Dan, and this is my first story. Still debating on whether to publish this. If I do, please excuse the grammar and all that other shit. Also this story is most likely gonna be crap, so my bad. Anyways, enjoy the prologue!
“Jesus, this tastes like horse piss.” Chris complained. His buddy, Gabe, wasn’t making things any easier. “C’mon man, don’t be a baby!” Clearly the man was buzzed, at the very least. “But dude, this beer is total shit.” Chris sighed again. “You know what they say man, shitty beer for the birthday boy.” Gabe added. “I’ve never heard that saying, ever.” Chris said while chuckling mildly. “But seriously man, I hope 26 treats you well.” Gabe and Chris clashed bottles. This night was going to be particularly long.
When Chris came to, everyone in the bar was gone, including Gabe. “Oi, you gotta get up.” The bartender started pushing and poking Chris, trying to get him up. Chris wobbled and yawned, but he was too wasted to even get on his feet. Luckily for him, Chris was on good terms with the bartender.
