Discord

Skye pressed rapidly on the fire button while trying to dodge the attacks aimed at her character, “No NO NO NO! DAMMIT! Where was my TEAM!?” her hands slammed down on the desk in frustration as she waited the ten seconds before respawn. A message popped up from the only player that had been helping her.

[Busan.97] Sorry I didn’t get to you sooner, chat is making my game freeze.

[CloudyHaneul] It’s fine. You’ve been helping more than anyone I’ve been teamed up with all day. Wanna be mutuals?

[Busan.97] Sure. Hey, do you have Discord?

[CloudyHaneul] Yea, I’ll switch over there. blueskyez#1094

[Busan.97] kk. brb.

The Discord notification pinged in Skye’s headphones and she opened the main page, seeing a request from tksj#0001. After setting up her overlay preference and adding the player as mutuals on Steam, she went back to the chat window.

Friday November 9

11:51pm

tksj: Hey, I like your username. Does it mean anything?

blueskyez: Yeah, it’s a play on my name haha

tksj: Oh really? Your name’s Blue? Dope. lol

blueskyez: omg you did not just make that joke haha

tksj: :P

tksj: So how’s your evening going so far?

blueskyez: Eh. It’s alright I guess. I just keep losing because my team freakin sucks.

tksj: Hey, I take offense to that!

blueskyez: Not you-you’re the only one who even tried to help. Do you play often?

tksj: I’m usually pretty busy so I play when I can. I’m on a few hours a week usually. HBU?

blueskyez: Same. If anyone ever asks: University is hard.

tksj: Oh you’re in college? Thank god

blueskyez:???

blueskyez: Why is that a “Thank God” thing?

tksj: I thought you may have been a 12-year-old little boy. It can get annoying adding kids on Discord because you have to censor yourself.

blueskyez: I feel you. Rest assured, I’m a normal 24-year-old female, no little kids here.

tksj: You’re a girl?

blueskyez: I like to think I’m a little too old to be called a “girl”

blueskyez: but last time I checked I’m pretty sure I didn’t have a dick. So yea

tksj: rofl Do you have to check often? XD

blueskyez: Only when people like you ask. Lemme guess you’re a guy? I’ll say, late teens, works at a coffee shop or grocery store part time, gets nervous when talking to chicks.

tksj: Damn, really raking in those stereotypes huh?

blueskyez: *innocent* whatever do you mean? I thought I was 12?

tksj: Ok ok, I won’t assume anymore. And for your information, I don’t live with my parents and I definitely do not work at a coffee shop or grocery store.

blueskyez: But you ‘are’ a guy in your late teens

tksj: I’m a guy but I’m 21.

blueskyez: *rolls eyes* it’s not that far off.

tksj: eh. I’m legal so it makes a little difference.

Skye notices that tksj has spotify connected to his Discord. Track Baepsae is currently playing

blueskyez: Whaaaattttt?

tksj: ?

blueskyez: *yoongi voice* You know BTS?

tksj: haha yes I know BTS. Who doesnt?

blueskyez: DUDE! Score!

tksj: uh?

blueskyez: I mean score that I made a new friend who’s actually good at games AND listens to BTS. It’s that BTS universe pulling us closer together. Army always finds each other haha

tksj: haha Are you Army?

Skye had abandoned Overwatch at this point and was captivated by the turn of the conversation.

blueskyez: Psshhhhh ‘are you Army’ he asks. You’re funny. Yes I’m Army lol

tksj: What’s your favorite Era?

blueskyez: Ooooooh that’s a tough one.

tksj: Because you don’t know there are eras? Are you actually a fake fan and you’re just trying to flirt with me because you saw my spotify? ;P

blueskyez: Hell no! It’s just hard to choose between HYYH era and Wings era, I’m addicted to the songs in both. It’s a forever battle between iconic bops like Dope and Fire VS BST and Not Today.

blueskyez: Ugh but Love Maze in the Love Yourself Era is gold too. Jungkook’s 8 note run- I thought I was gonna faint the first time I heard it.

tksj: haha wow you went into fangirl mode real fast. you’re not a sasaeng are you?

blueskyez: NO. HELL NO.

tksj: Methinks doth protest too much.

blueskyez: No, all those crazy bitches piss me off is all. Isn’t it enough that the boys have cameras in their face all the time? Sasaengs have to really go to the efforts of getting on planes and breaking into Hobie’s hotel room?! Don’t get me started. If I could go around and punch each Sasaeng in the face, I would. There was one chick who said she saw sasaengs go to the bathroom after each member would go. Like WHY!? What are they doing, licking the damn toilet seat!?

tksj: HAHAHAHA OMG

blueskyez: what!?

tksj: You’re so passionate, but that was hilarious. “Are they licking the toilet seat” hahaha I’m crying.

blueskyez: Point is- it’s creepy and makes me mad. Plz don’t call me one of those crazies.

tksj: Ok Ok, I won’t.

blueskyez: Thank you. Now, it’s actually getting pretty late. I’ll ttyl. Have a good night.

tksj: kk goodnight

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A/n: Welcome to ‘Discord’, a stereotypical but hopefully entertaining spin on texting Jeon Jungkook style fanfictions. This one will have shorter chapters because some people don’t like to read longer ones. Hopefully I can get his updated more frequently that way. <3

ps. tksj= team kim seokjin. heheheh