Chapter 1: Sunday Morning
David knew this was not going to be a normal day as soon as he woke up. Today, he woke up on the right side of the bed. As he sat up, shaking off his warm covers, he suddenly remembered he had to finish his episode of Saturday Night Live from the night before. He got his windows computer and pressed the power button. As his computer woke up, he thanked Bill Gates, praising him for making Microsoft, the most wondrous of all creations. Installing updates 33%. David knew this would take awhile. He got up to make himself a cup of coffee, but as soon as he left his comfy chair, the computer finished updating. When his Microsoft computer finally turned on, he opened the browser (Internet Explorer) and went directly to YouTube. He searched up SNL and then realized last week was Halloween, so he changed his query to SNL Halloween, and, unknown to him, that is when his obsession started. Little did he know that this one video would eventually ruin his life.