Chapter 1. Demon Corps Mission
"RIIIIIIIIING, RIIIIIIIING!!"
the sound of my cellphone began to bang inside my head. I ignore the first five calls as usual, but like clockwork Ignatz just keeps at it. I finally roll over on the couch and put the phone to my ear. "Must you do this every damn morning Ignatz?" I asked.
"Yes, every damn morning until you learn how to wake yourself up and get down here on time!" A voice on the other side of the phone rang out.
I hang up the phone and toss it on the couch as I sat up, stretching and yawning. Ignatz wanted me down at the Demon Slayer Corps or DSC for short. What's DSC you ask? Oh just earth's final defense against the hungry ass demons that come and terrorize humans. Ignatz took me in after my parents we're killed and he's taught me all I needed to know about slaying demons. I finally get dressed and go outside to get in my car. I stare at the clear blue sky and the nice looking houses lined up along the street and chuckled as I knew this isnt what REAL life looked like anymore. People and demons fight daily in the main parts on the city. Stores being looted, dead demon parts being sold to the highest bidder, humans being the breakfast for hungry demons, you know, shit like that. After a short sigh I get into my car and within fifteen minutes I'm here at the Corps. I am greeted by everyone as I walk to my station here. By all the ink that's visible on my body I'm sure you can already guess what job is here at the Corps right? I set up all my equipment, readying myself for my first victim. "Why do I have to wake your grown ass up every day Mack?" A hearty voice called from the doorway.
I quickly peer up to see tall brawny man in the doorway staring me down with his small beaty brown eyes. "No one tells you to do it Ignatz I will gladly wake my own self up. At my own leisure of course." I reply.
"Idiot. Come up to the communications room we have a mission for you. Alphonse and Gabrielle are already there. On time."
Ignatz said as he walked away. I closed up shop and as told made my way to the communications room. I walk through the door and immediately there's lips to mines and a tongue that doesn't belong to me in my mouth. I slightly brush her off of me and to no surprise it's Gabrielle. She stood in front of me, her skin was as vibrant and golden as usual. One finger in her mouth, twisting a strand of her long beautiful black hair with her other hand. Her bright golden eyes fixed on the middle of my jeans. "Hey Gabby, focus on up here not down there alright?" I asked her with a grin.
Her eyes slowly make their way up my body until they're locked in with my eyes. She slowly walks back to me and throws her arms around my neck. "Oh but the REAL party is down there Mack. Don't spoil the fun for me." She said as she sticks her tongue out.
"You two are utterly ridiculous. There IS a time and place for those type of..... Activities you know?" Mack and Gabby both look over to where that voice came from. A guy dressed in black from head to toe was sitting in a nearby chair. His green eyes went back and forth from Gabby to Mack with a look of distaste.
"Ahh shut up Alphonse you're SUCH a bore. You'll never get laid acting like that." Gabby snapped back.
"Thats hardly a concern I have you idiot. Now pay attention." Alphonse said as he stood up and turned his back towards the two.
Gabby huffed and took Mack by the hand and guided them both to stand next to Alphonse. "Now that you twp clowns are ready I will discuss your next mission." Ignatz said.
A long projector screen began to descend from the ceiling. Ignatz walked over to the table and pressed a button, bringing the screen to life. Various pictures begin to shuffle slide after slide. "Your next target is a Italian man from the human world named Emanuel Marzetti. Ignatz said.
"An Italian huh. What's the deal on him?" I asked.
"Our resources has told us he's making a living down in the demon world in one of the human friendly cities, Zreles. He's obtained enough wealth down there to open his own demon night club. Club Santana Lucia" Ignatz answered.
"Good for him. Lets check it out I love night clubs!" Gabby said.
"Oh you'll be checking it out soon enough. He's been having his demon workers dress up in "fleshsuits" and rob and steal for supplies here.... And women." Ignatz said.
"Women? What would they have to do with this?" Alphonse asked.
"He's kidnapping the women and forcing them to dance and have sexual relations at his club for his customers. Your job is simple. Kill or bring Marzetti back here for punishment and bring home any survivors you can." Ignatz said.
"So kill Marzetti and bring the poor women back. Got it." I said as I turn around to make for the door.
"I said SUBDUE him if you can Mack!" Ignatz yelled.
Mack threw a hand in a air, shewing Ignatz off. Gabby and Alphonse followed behind him. We all made it to the check out station. It was essential if you we're about to cross over to the other side. If your measurements and features didn't match up you'd be detained until they figured out the reason for your changes. "I hate this part. Them robot hands cop a feel EVERY TIME!" Gabby said as she slid her hand in front of her vagina.
"Oh, is it because it isn't Makaveli's fingers that aren't sliding up your panties Gabrielle? Alphonse said.
"Bingo Alphy." Gabby said, grabbing Mack's arm.
We reached the station and one by one went into the "Cleansing Machine" "Makaveli Rerramath. Race: Unknown. Age: twenty-five. Black hair, Scarlet eyes. Thirty-six tattoos. Check successful.
Gabrielle Brooks. Race: African American. Age: twenty-four. Black hair, brown eyes. Check successful.
Alphonse Roberts. Race: African American. Age: twenty-eight. Blonde hair, blue eyes. Check successful.
"Now that that's over let's go party. Drinks on me Alphonse." I said grinning.
"One drink Gabrielle and back to the mission got it?" Alphonse asked.
"You don't have to worry Alphy, I understand." Gabby gave a devilish grin, agreeing to Alphonse.
"Alpha, start the transfer we're ready. Send us to Zreles." "Alphonse said. Command initiated. Commencing transfer immediately. Alpha responded. In a flash of orange light the three slayers vanished.
