01 - bitch better have my money
I was walking down the hall looking at old text from my ex best friend. I had sent her a bunch of unicorns because.
I LOVE UNICORNS
I smiled sadly when I saw her text.
Aria: de best bitch go unicorns boooo evil ponies
Me: aye that's my girl anyway are we going out tonight
I want to get one thing out there ponies are jealous of unicorns because their taller and look better
Ponies are evil one time a pony tried to eat my hair
I've seen it with my own eyes when i was 7 a pony bit my horses leg i remember it like it was yesterday i mean the ponies are evil part yeah that part
Flashback
"Apple" i called i turned and saw my little sisters pony creeping up on my horse apple who i had put a party had on her to make her a unicorn
My sister pony bit apples leg and apple let out a cry and ran my sisters pony did its best to chase after Apple
"Glitter" i yelled out to my sisters pony and ran to the wooden gate glitter stopped and looked at me
I pointed a finger at glitter
"Your a meany, just because your not as tall as apple and not a unicorn doesn't mean you bite her" i crossed my arms and huffed
"In fact your an ugly pony"my little sister ran out of the house and ran to us
"Faith what's wrong" she asked me she was three years younger than me
"Well liz glitter was being a meany and bit apple just because she's jealous of apple because she's a unicorn so i called her ugly"
"Glitter isn't ugly and unicorns aren't real fay fay even i know that and im six"
My eyes started to water and i cried out for my mum as i ran back to the house
Flashback ended
Ah Good times. good times.
I stopped when I heard boys talking. Specifically I hear my ex boyfriends voice. Suddenly from the other side I could hear girls giggling, I could tell my ex best friends apart from the others from the loud volume- and how it has the cat like screech in it- I looked around hurriedly.
But couldn't find anything other than bare walls. "Jesus, you really hate me don't you" I said scowling up at the roof then began my rushed search for any opened lockers. Surprisingly one of them swung opened and I quickly jammed myself in, I had just shut the locker -but kept it slightly opened so I didn't lock myself in- just as the two groups I hated rounded around each corner "babe!" Aria's - my ex best friend- high pitched voice screamed, and Mason -my ex boyfriend- sexy deep laugh sounded seconds after. I squeezed my eyes shut not wanting to look at them through the splits in the locker door. It was bad enough they were right in front of the locker I was hiding in. Hell, it was bad enough I could hear them. My heart sunk as heard them kissing.
But some heavenly figure must have felt sorry for me because the static of the old speakers around the school turned on which followed by a teacher voice "all students return to your classrooms now, this is an emergency, there are armed men on the schools grounds, I repeat get back to your classes"
My eyes went wide, nope no heavenly figure felt simpathy for me.
Aria and Mason along with their group ran down a hall leaving me in deafening silence. "I guess the heavens didn't pity me" I muttered to myself trying to calm myself down.
But all my cool went down the drain when I tried to get out. One word explained it all.
Tried.
I was stuck -sweating, heart beat beating rapidly- in a damn locker as armed people ran the school grounds.
Holy unicorn poop, I'm going to die, I'm soo going to die.
I closed my eyes to say goodbye to everyone "I love you Mama, I love you glitter, I don't really love you apple but still. . . I love you. I love you liz. And most of all I love me, damn im gonna miss me" I opened my eyes and realisation struck me "I'm gonna miss how funny I am" I quietly cried out "oh my humor is to die for. . . And I'm an amazing actor. I feel sorry for myself. I am such an amazing person and I'm going to die"
I shut my mouth when I heard heavy footsteps and male voices that spoke to each other like a team.
"We need to hurry it up we have exactly six minutes before the police come and our target is lost" their heavy footsteps began to retreat until bitch better have my money by Rihanna started to play from my phone, which was in my pocket.
"Ignore it, please ignore it" I whispered to myself. "Someone must have left their phone in their locker"
"What if someone is in there" another voice said
"Who would be in a damn locker!"
"I don't know, a nerd maybe? It happened to me before"
They stayed quiet for a minute making me think the coast was clear so I moved my hand to try and reach into my pocket and stop the call that was from my sister. But a deep voice stopped me from moving "hey you"
Just then did I realise the hand I moved was the hand that was holding onto the locker door. But also I was thinking about that song the dude reminded me of and it's got that that cute little pug in it.
Hey you
You there
I see you over there
Mentally scolding myself for thinking of such a thing in a serious moment i Quickly tried my best to move into a better position but instead got myself more tangled up, still i shouted "STAY BACK I KNOW KARATE" i didn't know though all i thought yo do in karate is kick and go all ninja style
The one in the right corner gave the one in the middle a nervous look "she knows karate Vince" he said
Aha the middle ones name is Vince its a sexy name but mines sexier
"Hell yeah i know karate and i also know your name Vince"
The last sentence was meant to come out as a statement but it just came out weird and creepy they all gave me confused or amused looks "but still I will karate chop yo ass" I said and lifted my single hand to the Vince guy who's hazel eyes sparkled in amusement "it doesn't look like your in the position to karate chop my ass" he said taking in my figure that was crammed in the locker
"Don't doubt me I'm a unicorn queen" this time the one one the left burst out laughing. Anger flooded me and I pushed myself out of the locker, but I guess I put to much power into the push because I ended up flying out of the locker, and instead of catching me Vince quickly moved out of my way. Leaving the floor to painfully catch me.
