Chapter 1
Sir Chris went to the mall, and he found a naked mannequin, then he looked for his favorite turtle neck. They only had the size for woman, he asked Kevin, his holy servant, if he could borrow his turtle neck. No dear god, I only have 1 turtleneck and I am not letting you have it. Sir Chris was infuriated because one should have more than 1 turtleneck. So, he went to another store to get a turtle neck but he went to take a poop first. His poop was abnormally red so he thought he should eat more veggies. So, his holy servant Margert said he should take a fish oil up with it. Then he moved to Costco to buy the essential fish oils he so truly needed. He realized there were no essential fish oils left, so he went to a shady alley that they traded the holy fish oils that everyman needed. The guy there (his name Derrick Larry) He had the holy fish oil from
FISH MAN incorporated. It turned out to be from
Dirty Water incorporated. Then he went to court to file a lawsuit. It turned out the lawyer was a cat talking smack? After that the cat with the hat that had a baseball bat, then that cat called the judge fat then he sat on the judge’s hat, relax, chillax, talk smack, anthrax and look at this rice sack. Meanwhile, Sir Chris was at a water polo game and drinking miller light,
