MAGIC MUNCHABLES
One upon a time there was a little boy named Barb. He was a smol boi. A very smol boi. Because of this, he was bullied. He was bullied a lot. Like he came home wearing trash everywhere. It was so bad one day that the bullies had no shame of sticking trash up his butthole. There were also teachers there but they kind of watched it happen with popcorn and soda in their hands. No one knows where they get it. Even worse he cant bring Lunchables to lunch like all the other kids, everyone who is cool brings Lunchables. Thats the only thing that keeps him away from not being bullied. But his mom, being the bad mom she is, doesnt let him be cool and take them.
One day Barb went to the store with $5 to buy his own Lunchables but his mother gave him the money to buy pickles for her morning smoothies. But Barb was feeling mischevious. So he bought one that cost $5, thinking the most expensive ones with make him the coolest kid in school. It only hit him when he walked out of the store how mad his mom is going to be. She would definitely pull out her sandals and holy water. But whenever he walked out of the store he saw a small trading shop that was just a table with a cloth on it and stupidly walked over to the weird man with a long beard.
When he reached the table he said Hello to the old man and held out his hand to shake. The old man quickly smacked it out of the way and said Howdy, would you happen to have anything edible. I need it, I have been eating raccoons for the past week! Turns out that if he gave the old man the Lunchable he would get a never before seen Magic Munchable. Since Barb wanted to be the coolest kid he quickly took it and forgot all about the pickles. The next day he went to school with his Munchable and a red sandal mark on his back and when lunch came around everyone was curious about exactly what a Magic Munchable was. But when every he ate it he quickly started choking on the rock hard consistency of the food.
Barb later died because no one at the school knew how to do the Heimlich and let him choke. His mom blamed his death on the school so investigators came and found out that the Muchable he ate was a thing made out of clay and was not edible. So now Barb lives on to be known as the guy who chocked on clay.
