Chapter 1
Well, this is the beginning of the story of my crazy life. To some, this could be boring and to others, this may be an adventure.
Here we go...
The 21st of June 1978 a beautiful (obviously wink) green-eyed baby was born.
Now this baby was destined to become the greatest leader of the world right? Again obvious right? As she was so special hehe
This baby was given the name Lorraine from her mother and father.
She already had a sister called Joanne who was two years older than her.
After the initial aww isn't she great etc at the hospital Lorraine was allowed home.
Joanne wasn't well and had whooping cough so their mother had her work cut out
Nappies, poo, sick, breastfeeding, crying and pretty much all the disgusting things that babies do Lorraine finally started to grow and grow and walk and run and talk and shout and eventually by ten years old became known as Lorraine the pain.
Within that time Lorraine became interested in football. Playing like the great footballer Messi in the boy's football team.
Scoring goals like England stars and showing extreme talent (well, I thought seeing as I'm writing I should be allowed to go off into a tiny bit of a lie)
Lorraine became eleven and started secondary school... This is where the story really began.
