Chapter 1: Why did it have to be me?
First, you must go to the store and go down the frozen meat isle. Then, find any brand of chicken nuggets that you would like. Next, purchase the chicken nuggets and drive home. Note: If Aunt Brenda calls on the way home, do NOT answer. After that, you open the bag and bake the chicken nuggets in a 425 F oven for 25 minutes. Flip the nuggets half way through the baking process. You can also fry them. To fry, heat the cup of oil to 375 F and fry 3 minutes per side until golden brown and cooked through.
This may just seem like the way to make really good chicken nuggets to you, but it isn’t. Well it is, but not just that. This is how you create the second life for a chicken or otherwise known as Stage 2: OH MY GOSH I’M A cHiCKeN NugGEt! My name is Baby Nugg-Nugg and yes, I’m a chicken nugget. * Avenger theme song plays in the backround * Welcome to 2020: where chicken nuggets can talk.
