The first death...
Every wondered who died first and how others around them reacted to it? Well here is My theory towards it.
It was a warm day 95 year old Steven was goin about his day when suddenly he falls over his best mates young brother. He falls over and smacks his head and dies. Reggae his best mate comes over to talk to Steven wonders why Steven has moved and there meant to be goin our for his birthday.
Reggie obviously abit frustrated says “Steven you lazy fuck wake up right now” but Steven doesn’t move so reggie goes to his meal alone like the lonely fuck he is.
When reggie is back Steven is still lying there not moved a bit so reggie decides to boot his head to wake him up but as we now know that wouldn’t work. He yells a poor Steven one last time sayin “if you don’t come to my wedding I will boot your dog”
ONE YEAR LATER....
Reggie wonders back down to Steven just to see him lying in the same place and says “right ya fuckin dickhead you haven’t moved in a year you lazy cunt your turning mouldy I know your old and all but come on my there’s mushrooms growin out your belly button” soon reggie realises that maybe just maybe life does come to an end and his poor friend Steven was the first to described this tragic fact.
RIP STEVEN FOREVER IN OUR MEMORYS🙏🏽
