The Day Levi's Mother Came For A Visit

One extremely hot day in Hell, in the year 1990, Lucifer Langslion was in his torture room with Hitler and was busy strapping him into an electric chair.

"Why are we doing this again?" asked Hitler, looking a little nervous. Lucifer said,

"We're doing this so that I can test out how much electricity my chair can pump out. Now, sit there and shut up." Hitler started to say something else to Lucifer, but he had already pulled the switch to the electric chair and was slowly cranking up the juice. Just then Levi, Lucifer's gay cousin, came into the room wearing a pink tank top, purple shorties shorts, black fishnet stockings, and pink/purple high-heels that were open at the toe. His blonde shoulder-length hair was up in a ponytail and was being held with a black scrunchie. He also had on red lip gloss, purple sparkly eyeshadow, black eyeliner, mascara, and some pink blush. In his left hand, he was holding what looked like to Lucifer an open envelope. Levi was all excited as he said,

"You'll never guess who's coming to see my honey José and me!" Lucifer said,

"I'd like to take a guess if that's all right with you, Levi." He nodded and so Lucifer said,

"Is it one of your family members?"

"Yes, it is! But can you guess which one?" Lucifer thought for a few minutes as he continued to turn up the juice to the electric chair. It was up to twenty-four volts already and Hitler's hair was starting to give off tendrils of smoke. Lucifer finally said,

"I give up. Who's coming to visit?" Levi giggled and said,

"My mother, of course! She's coming all the way from Alabama and she's staying for a whole month! Isn't that fantastic!?" Lucifer nodded as he said,

"It sure is! I bet you're really pumped up to see her." Levi was all smiles as he nodded his head in agreement. He said,

"I haven't seen mother since last Thanksgiving when I told her and father that I was getting married to José!"

"That was about a year ago, wasn't it? Wow! I can't believe that you and José had been together for that long already!" said Lucifer. Hitler said as he was getting fried,

"I can believe it!" Lucifer said to him with a small frown,

"I thought that I told you to sit there and shut the fuck up? Nobody was talking to you in the first place!" And with that said, Lucifer turned up the voltage all the way to the max! Sparks flew everywhere as Hitler screamed at the top of his lungs and his hair burst into flames as well as his clothes! Levi's eyes went wide and his mouth dropped open as he watched this horror show happening. His hands went to his mouth as Lucifer stood with his arms crossed across his chest. Lucifer was also watching as Hitler continued to scream in agony and burn to a crisp while Lucifer had a grin on his handsome face.

"Aren't you going to turn off the electric chair!?" asked Levi.

"I will when Hitler stops screaming. Or at least until when I get ready to do so." answered Lucifer, as he lit up a cigarette that he made appear out of thin air by snapping his fingers on his left hand. He lit it with his right thumb and took a small puff, then blew out some grey smoke. Just then, Princess came into the room. This was Lucifer's wife. She was a long auburn-haired beauty with hazel eyes. She was wearing a green dress that sparkled slightly whenever she moved, matching high heels and elbow-length gloves.

"What's going on in here?!" she asked. Lucifer shut off the power to the electric chair and everything calmed down. He said after giving Princess a kiss on her cheek,

"Nothing much, Doll. Just testing out my chair on Hitler."

"I can certainly see that, Lucifer! You fried him to a blackened crisp!" Levi went to unstrap Hitler from the chair and as soon as he did, Hitler slid out of it onto the floor in a smoldering heap. After a few minutes, he sat up and said,

"That was excruciating!" Lucifer said,

"Was it? That's great! At least I know that my chair can dish out some wicked volts of electricity! Now, go and clean yourself the fuck up! You smell like a barbecue gone fucking wrong!" Hitler nodded and had soon left to go take a long shower. Lucifer still had his cigarette in his left hand and so he, Princess, and Levi went upstairs to the living room. When they got there, L.J. was watching television with his pug puppy named Mina on the leather couch. L.J. was Princess and Lucifer's eight-year-old son. He looked like Lucifer but had Princess's hazel eyes that had flecks of sea-green in them. Lucifer's eyes were sea-green and that's where L.J. got the flecks from. He had on a gray T-shirt and some matching pants and sneakers. Lucifer put out his cigarette by dropping it on the floor and using his right foot to step on it. Afterward, he said to his son,

"What are you watching, Champ?"

"Zombie Pirates from Mars. It's pretty funny, Daddy." said L.J., as Princess sat next to him. Levi said to Lucifer,

"In case you're wondering when my mother is showing up, it's tomorrow." Lucifer raised an eyebrow and said,

"Really? That's awesome! I'll make sure that when she gets here, she feels at home!"

"Thank you very much. That's very sweet of you, Lucifer!" said Levi. José came into the room just then wearing a navy blue and white Hawaiian shirt with a pair of shorts that were khaki and flip-flops on his feet. This was Levi's husband. José sat down on the sofa where Levi was sitting and asked,

"So, when is your mother supposed to be showing up, Sweetie?" Levi answered,

"Tomorrow around 12:00 pm! I'm so excited!" José nodded and said,

"So am I! I wonder if she'll bring your father along too?"

"Father doesn't like to fly, so he'll stay home." said Levi, giving José a pat on the right thigh. Princess was about to say something when Lucifer said to L.J.,

"How long have you been watching television?" L.J. looked at his left wrist at his Spongebob Squarepants watch and then said,

"About two or three hours. Why Daddy?"

"Because it's time for you to take your pup for some exercise. And also, you have to give her a bath." said Lucifer. L.J. got up from his seat so he could take her for a walk. Princess said as L.J. walked away with Mina,

"Make sure that your Uncle Saddam goes with you!"

"Okay, Mommy!" said L.J. to Princess. After he had left the room, Lucifer lit up another cigarette and puffed on it for a while before saying to José and Levi, who were playing tonsil hockey with each other,

"Can't y'all do that in your room?" Levi pulled away from José and said,

"If you don't want to see José and I kiss, then leave the room!"

"Why should I leave? This is my living room!" Princess cleared her throat and Lucifer corrected himself,

"I mean, mine and Princess's." Princess said,

"It's everyone's living room, Dear. Not just yours and mine. So if Levi and José want to kiss in here, they can." Lucifer grumbled something under his breath and continued to smoke his cigarette as he got up and left the room. Princess followed him and found Lucifer in their bedroom on their bed with his snakeskin shoes off. The cigarette was gone and now Lucifer was staring at the ceiling. Princess closed the door, went over to the bed, took off her high-heels and laid down next to her husband. She asked,

"Are you upset because you had to leave the living room?"

"Sort of." said Lucifer.

"Well, I can think of something that'll get your mind off of being upset." Lucifer turned his head towards Princess and said,

"Oh, really? Like what?" Princess giggled a sexy giggle and put her left hand on the front of his pants and slowly started to unzip them. Lucifer raised an eyebrow and said with a small smile,

"What are you up to, Doll?"

"You'll see in a minute. Now, just lay there and keep quiet." said Princess. She had gotten Lucifer's pants unzipped and now had reached inside them and pulled out his 9 1/2 inch long cock. Princess proceeded to give Lucifer a handjob while kissing him at the same time. He kissed her back and soon had gotten hard in her left hand. Princess pulled away from him and then put his cock in her mouth to start giving him a blowjob instead. Lucifer placed one of his hands on the back of Princess's head and guided it up and down as she was sucking on his cock. Just then, there came a knock at the door. Lucifer cursed and said,

"Dammit! Who the fuck is it?!"

"It's Levi! Are you busy?"

"Yes, I am! Go away!" said Lucifer, as he signaled Princess not to stop what she was doing. Levi said through the closed door,

"My mother called a few minutes ago on the phone and said that she's in town already and that instead of tomorrow, she's gonna be showing up in about an hour or so! So, if you don't mind, could you finish up what you're doing and come to the living room, please?"

"All right already! I'll be there in a minute! Just get away from the fucking door!" said Lucifer. Princess stopped giving Lucifer his blowjob and asked as she put his cock back inside his pants and zipped him up,

"I guess we can finish this later, huh?" Lucifer nodded, kissed Princess on the lips, and then said,

"Yes, we can. Thanks." Princess giggled and nodded her head then she and Lucifer left their room to go to the living room. Once they were there, Lucifer said to Levi, who was sitting on the couch with José and Hitler,

"Your mother got into town pretty fast. How is she getting here? Is she driving?" Levi nodded and said,

"She'll be driving a green Mustang GT convertible with tinted windows." Just then, Zip came into the room with his brother Flip and bowed down in front of Lucifer saying as they did,

"Your Evilness, there is someone here at the Gates of Hell!" Lucifer said,

"Well, who is it? Is it Levi's mother?" Zip said,

"Flip and I think so, Sire!"

"You two get back to your posts! I'll be at the Gates shortly to check out who's here." Both imp guards bowed again and said,

"Yes, Sire!" As soon as Zip and Flip were gone, Lucifer got up from his seat and went to see who had arrived. At the Gates of Hell was a very pretty medium-tall strawberry blonde headed woman that had on a turquoise sundress with a pair of dark red glasses and on her head was a floppy hat that matched her outfit. She was standing by a green Mustang GT convertible with tinted windows and had two suitcases with her plus a pink duffel bag by her feet. Lucifer went over to the woman and said as he shook her right hand while giving a polite smile,

"You must be Levi's mother. I'm Levi's cousin, Lucifer Langslion. Welcome!" She shook his hand and said,

"Yes, I am Levi's mother and thank you for the warm welcome! I'm Lorraine Mitchells!" Lucifer was about to say something else, but he was interrupted by a squeal of happiness as Levi came over to give his mother a hug and a kiss. Lorraine returned her son's affection and said,

"It's so good to see you too, Levi! My goodness!" Lucifer said,

"If you'll follow me, I'll lead you to your room that's down the hall from mine and Princess's." To Zip and Flip,

"Take Lorraine's luggage to her room that's down from mine and Princess's room. And don't drop anything or else I'm gonna beat y'all's asses like a bass drum!"

"We'll be careful, Your Evilness!" said Zip and Flip as they picked up a suitcase each. Lorraine followed Lucifer to her room and when they got there, Zip and Flip put her luggage down by the closet while Lorraine put her duffel bag on the bed. Afterward, she sat down on the bed and Lucifer said to his imp guards,

"You can go now. I'll take it from here." Zip and Flip bowed saying,

"Yes, Sire!" and then they left the room. Once they were gone, Lucifer asked,

"So, Lorraine, I heard from Levi that you're staying for a month?" Lorraine nodded her head as she was going through her duffel bag and said,

"That's correct. I had to get away for a while. My husband was driving me crazy. And also, I wanted to see my son and his husband." Lucifer raised his left eyebrow and said,

"Mind if I ask why your husband's driving you crazy, Lorraine?" She finished going through her bag and said,

"Because he likes to see me lose my temper and argue with him. I told Harold that I was going to leave for a month if he didn't cut the crap. He didn't listen and so here I am!" Lucifer nodded and said,

"Well, I'm going to make sure that your stay here is the best ever."

"Thank you, Lucifer. I appreciate that very much!" said Lorraine, as she put her right hand on Lucifer's thigh. He patted her hand and said,

"You're most welcome. If there's anything that you need, just ask me. And I do mean anything." Lucifer winked after he said that and smiled a sexy smile. Lorraine giggled and she nodded her head as Lucifer was leaving the room. He got to the door, turned his head and said over his left shoulder,

"If you get hungry or anything, you can come on out of your room and get something if you want." Lorraine nodded again and Lucifer left the room.