My psycho roommate& me

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Summary

Boston Grey ex assassin/murder/kidnapper/stalker "moves in" with a college student named Phoenix Australia, they live together in a small home in New York city, Phoenix gets the great idea (kind of stupid idea) to make a YouTube channel called "My Psycho Roommate and Me" to show all of their good and bad (their mostly all bad) Adventures throw in dirty secret and running from the cops and well of course just that amazing psycho attitude from both of them and phoenix forgetting to give a shit about the stuff that's happening, it makes for one crazy adventure one crazy show, and one crazy team makes up "MY PSYCHO ROOMMATE AND ME"

Genre
Humor/Drama
Author
Queen
Status
Ongoing
Chapters
3
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
16+

Is that a dead body?

Hi everyone it's your girl Phoenix and welcome to the first episode of "My Psycho roommate and me" me and Boston were supposed to be doing a youtube video but i'm not to sure where the hell she went so I guess we will start without her and maybe she can catch up when she gets back not like she's already like 2 hourse late"

"So let me start off by saying this my name is Phoenix Australia i was born in Australia I have one sibling her name is Nessie Dope and I have never really grow up with my parents they were here when they wanted to be but somewhere else when you needed them the most in life, I left Australia when I was eighteen years old since there was no point in my staying there with my sister gone and off having children with her husband, I moved here to New York and I begain going to a college studying Law and by law i just want to be an FBI agent, Then when I got my house I had an unexpected visitor her name was Bost-"

*Loud crashing sound rings through the house a compained by Boston panting

*Boston walking in dragging a dead body in behind her into the living room*

"IS THAT A DEAD BODY BOSTON WHAT THE FUCK"

"DEAD BODY WHAT DEAD BODY THERES NO DEAD BODY HERE" *Boston preceeds to kick dead body into the kitchen while looking at phoenix*

"I- ok you know- what the- you know what never mind I'm just going to pretend like I didn't see that, well everyone if you haven't already guessed this is My psycho Roommate Boston Grey, Boston say Hi or something"

"i'm so sorry I forgot we were doing this today phoenix but anyway, hi my name is Boston grey i grew up in london england with my little sister alex grey unfortantly she passed away for unknown reasons after that I escaped from this weird assassin place and moved in here with my dear lovely amazingly sweet phoenix who now takes very good care of me and I love so much"

"yeah ok cut the sapa you just know you are in trouble now go and get whatever that is you kicked in MY kitchen out of there like right now Boston"

"well everyone uh bye I guess and uh this was "MY PYSCHO ROOMATE AND ME" ok goodbye