Cat One
Human was staring at me, again.
If you’re expecting me to come to you after you make those weird sounds, no.
Go away human.
I’m hungry. Where’s human? He’s usually unreliable but a pretty good servant.
Ack, I need to look good. My fur is disastrous.
Where is human? More specifically, my food .
Like I said, human is quite unreliable. Tch.
I see human and hiss at him for carrying an accursed rat. There are now two rats in my area.
I swat at the rat and his hand as he brings it closer.
Annoying human, I think as he hurried off with his rat. Rats.