Inter-Dimension Infomercial

Oh, hello there!

Jimmy, we got a live one.

My name is Jon Dixon (aka Jon Wicky). I'll be your guide throughout this 90 minute informercial journey. Wait! Hold on. Everything you’re about to read or hear actually happened to me long ago, yet even more interesting, and the reason why you should stay is because it will happen to you. If this isn’t your Willy Wonka moment then, "Good Day, Sir!” This is not based on a true story, this is a true story. This is our story. Our story starts the night I died in my sleep and snapped back to life again. How? I’m going to tell you how, but first I need you to release your form.

Wait, what? You say to yourself.

I get ‘it’ now, and so this is my story of how I got to this point that I get now and came back again. Just in case I die again and decide to ride that wave all the way back to the great collective consciousness there will exist this journal, of some sorts. You know so others can get the same information as I did that night. The night I died; again. That night I died, I was reborn. It required me to bring myself to the edge of my reality and question everything as I pondered over the purpose of our existence again and again.

If you (do/don’t) want to hear more about our own purpose then please check (out) here___. Please make way for those departing to give them back their time and space. In the meantime, or better yet, from the title of an old Monty Python television show in the 80’s called, 'And Now For Something Completely Different', comes to you these fine words from our lawyers onto which you need not read in haste. And yet this journey departs immediately and will require you to know how to know enough to not only look over the edge without falling, which would mean certain death, but rather I need ‘You’ to be able to ride that harmonic vibrational wave of the collective conscious, speaking to you over a vast sea of open space and time, breaking the waves of dark energy through our galaxy into our solar system, heading towards earth and straight into your forehead. Focus on that single solitary point just inside the cortex of your skull. Focus on, what has been coined, your third eye. Focus right HERE! Good boy. Here you’ll receive collective conscious thoughts, information and insight. In this moment of NOW, I hope you’ll have the mental intelligence, aptitude and intuitiveness to reply back with a curious, yet confident…."YES, I'M HERE. NOW!"

Jeez, okay already. Enough with the kumbaya bullshit. You’re not even connecting with me right now.

I need you to stop reading and really take this all in Meat. I’m not talking to your ego. I want to talk to the real you. I want to connect with that person that talks to you inside your head. Introduce me to that person. Your inner voice, the real You!

Ah, what the fuck. Here we go.

Now, before I in-trust ‘YOU’ with this information, ‘YOU’ have to promise me a few things. First thing ‘YOU’ have to keep an open mind and second, don’t go and die on me on my first day. ‘YOU’ can get close to the edge of ego, but just don’t fall over the edge, okay? You see at the edge of your ego you’re able to recognize the signs all around ‘YOU’. Are ‘YOU’ ready kid? Are ‘YOU’ sure ‘YOU’ want to waive the loss of life clause we just went over? Good, then let me go over some more ground rules.

Wait, did I just miss something here?

By continuing on you and I are making a pact. Notice now how quickly your eyes dance from word to word as if almost expecting to see IT! As you read on it's as if the anticipation is quietly whispering to you to skip ahead. Naw, keep reading. I'd know you’re already dead if you knew what happens next. Now I’m going to help you and in return you’re going to do something for me.

Your part of the deal is simple. Over the course of however long it takes me to explain what you need to do to become totally Enlightened with all this kumbaya bullshit that I’m going to give to you for FREE! In return you’re going to promise to keep on living; Observe and Report etc, etc. In the end you must follow your own path, make your own decisions and live with those conscious-quences. In doing so you’ll become the beacon of light that shows the rest of us where not to step-on that huge turd you called a life. That first step is a real stinker.

First, you will act as the control group in my live human lab experiment I’m calling, “The Keys to Unlocking Reality” {cliché pending}. And again, it will require you to walk to the edge of your consciousness and see beyond the veil of reality; five knuckles deep in fact. If you live long enough, past the initial discomfort, you’ll see your entire life SHIfT before you. But I need you to come back to this reality and apply what you’ve experienced; alive kid! That’s the important part. Which brings me to my second point about why I’m asking you to listen very carefully. Why? Because I lived to talk about it. I stepped to the edge and lived to talk about it. I’m living proof man, or as living as I was when I wrote these words, I think.

I don’t know about now, or even NOW at this point! The point is, I want you to come back having received the same information as I did, over and over.

I will tell you what to look out for. No, better yet. I’ll tell you everything you need to experience a leveling up, so to speak. So now when you see those road signs, you’ll now be more aware of them and be better prepared to do something about it. How you might ask? By just BEING YOU! Only now you'll have more information than before. Be more aware and hopefully make better choices. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, don’t forget to breathe!

When you reach your edge of reality, the fork in the road, you'll need to remember to do something. That something is simply remembering to breathe or it’s game over for real. If you give into the melt it means you die and fortunately it’s how most of us get released; into our wet dreams. We tap out of this life not really knowing anything. Not really contributing to the greater good at all or knowing our higher purpose. But I'm getting ahead of myself. I've got to learn to stick to the script.

My intent is for you to know and not only share in my thoughts but for you to also vibrate your experience by living to talk about it. I need you to keep your body and I’ll take your mind with me into infinity. The rest is up to you kid. Alright let’s go!

Please place your seat trays in an upright position, your pilot is ready for take-off!

In any worth while, credible experiment, now which you are apart of, the results must be repeatable. That’s where you come in. Can you experience the secret?

I unlocked the secret of the unified theory of everything, the fabric of our reality. What happens when we die and what’s the ultimate end and beginning? I’m going to share those secrets with you in-time.

Again, for two reasons. The first is I want to know if my near death experience was unique or can my experience be repeatable and therefore be a way to help others who may struggle existing in their own reality by shining a little light into theirs. The second reason is that I want to do my part by helping humanity level up. By following the experiment to a tee, you’ll either validate the human collective consciousness experience, or you won’t and this failed experiment will then exist for the rest of all eternity; echoing in the minds of many others throughout the great collective and beyond forever laughing at my feeble attempt to awaken our lost little souls.

Okay, moving on.

I’m going to recall these events as accurately as I recall them and to the best of my ability. You have my word about what really happened and now do I have your authority to continue?

Continue how? You wonder.

Initiating de-programing...

The very last thing I feel is important to mention before we begin is that any bad trip can scare anyone straight back into the game we call life. So leave your baggage at the door and let(s) go kid. We always start where we intend to end.

That doesn't make any fucking sense!

It will. Trust me. Lets go.

Release form.