August 23rd - 24th 2017- [Texts]
EJ (09:04 PM): Hey. I’m here.
AL (09:04 PM): Where?
AL (09:05 PM): NVM I see you. Just come in and remember to act surprised!
EJ (09:05 PM): I will! Unlike you, I can keep a secret ;)
AL (09:06 PM): Lol! Shut up! It’s a nice thing they’re doing for you.
EJ (09:06 PM): You mean that YOU did... then roped everyone else into.
AL (09:07 PM): Pfffttt no I didn’t! I, emphasis on I, got roped into this :D... and possibly took over because your “girlfriend” is crazy and wanted to make it bigger than it needed to be so I saved it.
AL (09:08 PM): You're welcome. :)
EJ (09:10 PM): Hey be nice. Not everyone is as OCD about planning as you are.
EJ (09:10 PM): Also Meg isn’t my girlfriend.
AL (09:11 PM): Does she know that?
EJ (09:12 PM): I’m coming into the house now. I can see the light of your phone BTW. You’re extremely stealthy. So good at surprise parties.
AL (09:13 PM): Uh-huh, way to change the topic.
EJ (02:18 AM): Hey
EJ (02:19 AM): You awake?
AL (02:21 AM): I am now...
EJ (02:22 AM): Sorry didn’t mean to wake you
EJ (02:22 AM): You got a sec?
AL (02:23 AM): Everything okay?
AL (02:23 AM): Did you just get home now?
AL (02:24 AM): Isn’t your flight at 7am? The party ended hours ago.
AL (02:26 AM): Or were you awake for other reasons ;). Please not Meg though. I hope you broke it off with her, she’s crazy I’m telling you! Like she’s going to follow you to Japan crazy!
EJ (02:27 AM): Yes. No. Yes, No...and yes? That last one wasn't really a question.
EJ (02:29 AM): I mean Meg came over...
AL (02:30 AM): And? I’m assuming that you’re texting me at 2 in the morning because something happened and you couldn’t wait until a more decent hour to tell me?
EJ (02:32 AM): Yes. Uhhh Meg kind of broke my bed.
AL (02:33 AM): ...
AL (02:33 AM): Wow. Are you a secret Dom/Sub or something?
AL (02:34 AM): Also I could have lived my life not knowing this
EJ (02:35 AM): NO!
EJ (02:35 AM): NO! Just NO! WTF? Why? Where did your mind go?
EJ (02:36 AM): Nope my fault, I just re-read what I wrote. I see how now.
AL (02:37 AM): Dude! WTF!
EJ (02:39 AM): Sorry. No, she broke it with my metal bat.
AL (02:40 AM): WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!?!
EJ (02:41 AM): Then lit it on fire.
AL (02:42 AM): Again... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!?!
AL (02:43 AM): Uhm. Buddy, you really know how to pick them. You should work on that.
EJ (02:45 AM): I know. Let’s just say she didn’t like the fact that I didn’t see her as a girlfriend. I mean we’ve only been on like 2 dates.
AL (02:46 AM): Do you think you led her on?
EJ (02:47 AM): Fuck!Do you think I did? I told you all about our dates though.
AL (02:48 AM): From what you told me I don’t think so.
AL (02:49 AM): But like... I’m not like Meg at all. I’m perfectly sane!
EJ (02:50 AM): That is debatable. Also, I am fine thank you for asking.
AL (02:52 AM): RIGHT! No burns? Do you need to go to the ER?
EJ (02:53 AM): I’m fine. It was a small fire, easily put it out but I’m not getting my security deposit back.
AL (02:54 AM): No judgment... but you could have led with the fire part.
EJ (02:56 AM): I had to kill some commute time.
AL (02:57 AM): Huh? I’m missing some context here.
EJ (02:58 AM): Look out your living room window.
AL (02:59 AM): ...
AL (02:59 AM): Is there something you’d like to ask me?
EJ (03:01 AM): Can I crash on your couch?
AL (03:02 AM): Fine. Be down in a sec.
EJ (03:02 AM): Thanks :)
EJ (unsent): Love ya.
(EJ Deletes the last message without sending)
