Unlikely Love

Chapter 1

It was a normal day, Jared was laying on the couch watching Mean girls for about the fifth time within the last 12 hours. Jared soon got up, stretching a bit as he walked to the kitchen, deciding to cook some pancakes. He hummed gently. His roommate Jace walked out of his bedroom after being asleep for forever and walked out into the living room and then off to the kitchen. “Hey J, whatcha making. Can I have some thank you.” Jace said without waiting for a response as he walked over to the couch and proceeded to fall half asleep. Jared sighed and made him pancakes as well. After a while of cooking a crap ton of pancakes. Jared walked over and nudged Jace. “Hey. Wake up, lady.” He said, setting the pancakes on the coffee table. Jace smiled and happily took the pancakes. “Your cooking is the best Jared that’s why I always ask for your food.” He started eating and hummed. “As always, delicious.” Jace let out a groan of satisfaction and brought the plate to the sink and started washing it.

“So..” Jace sighed. “What are the plans for today? I don’t have work or anything, but I don’t know what plans you have so if you don’t have any plans, maybe, possibly, we could do something together...” Jared blushed a bit, leaning against the counter and beginning to eat. After a while he finished. Jared turned to Jace. “Hmm. I don’t really have anything planned. And I’ve been needing to get something from the mall so- wanna go there later?” Jared asked, grinning gently. Jace smiled. “Cool let’s go to the mall then..” He smiled and walked over to Jared. “Hey J.. there are these boots that I want and they sell them in this store at the mall. So maybe I’ll buy you a little something if you get me those boots.” He smiled wider hugging Jared in the process. Jared blushed a bit more. Jared lightly patted Jace on the back. “Okay then. Should we go now?” Jared asked, crossing his arms a bit as he watched Jace, waiting for a response as Jared pushed his own hair out of his face. “Yes I’d love to.” Jace said, smiling brightly and walked back to his room. “Give me like 10 minutes to change into something real nice and then we can go.” Jace got to his room and closed the door behind himself and walked over to his closet. He started at it for a good few minutes before getting changed and styling his hair.

“Okie dokie let’s get going.” Jace smiled and grabbed his keys before walking over to the door. Jared was already dressed. He put his coat on and put his boots on. Jared opened the door. When Jared saw Jace he smiled. “Lookin’ good.” He said to him before following him out the door. Jared went to the car and got inside, closing the door and buckling up. Jace smiled and looked out the window. “I’m always looking good for your information.” Jace smiled and got into the car beside Jared. “Now off to the mall my friend, let’s go get our shop on!” Jace yelled and chuckled before turning on some music. Jace looked out the window and zoned out almost falling asleep. “Have you ever wondered what it would be like to fly.?” He said, staring at some birds. “Well I did jump off a building when I was 12 to see if I would fly or not. . . And the answer was a big hard no, in the shame of concrete.” Jared said, chuckling softly. He began driving to the male, humming gently and happily. He likes spending time with Jace. Jace chuckled to himself and looked over at Jared. “I did the same exact thing when I was 15 but instead of a building it was a waterfall. I broke my arm in like 10 different places and got a concussion.” He smiled and looked back out the window at some fish in a pond. “What about if you could breathe underwater.?” Jared shrugged. “Water and swimming scares me. But I’ll live, hehe.” Jared said. “Did you know that female dolphins have really human-like vaginas? I learned that when I was gonna be a marine biologist. But then I didn’t become one so now I just have that useless information.” Jared said, humming along to the song.

“Then fucking a dolphin wouldnt be that different than fucking a girl.” Jace said letting out an almost creepy chuckle and closed his eyes leaning his head back. “Imagine fucking a dolphin that would be crazy.” He smiled and looked at Jared. “So is there something you’d like me to buy you since you’re getting me those boots.?” Jace asked. “Dolphins do feel pleasure, so you’re basically right.” Jared also let out a weird chuckle. “Honestly, even if it’s weird I would have sex with a dolphin for tests. Even though I don’t really have a dick. .” He murmured, looking at the ground. “And yes, I do. But that’s a secret.” Jared said. “Ha! fuckin’ small dick.” Jace joked and pointed at him laughing. “No dolphin would wanna have sex with you they’d take one look and then come swimming over to me because I have optimal dolphin pleasuring abilities.” Jace could barely get the last word out without bursting into laughter. “Dude I think there’s something wrong with us!”

Jared slapped Jace on the shoulder. “Shut it, you. Dolphins would obviously choose me since I can speak dolphin language.” Jared said, giggling uncontrollably along with his laughing. “You’re right. But also I don’t even have a dick. I haven’t had surgery. .” Jared mumbled, continuing to drive. “I mean neither have I so we got that in common. Dolphins would flee our dickless asses if we went anywhere near them.” Jace said and laughed harder then started coughing. “God you’re trying to kill me with your dolphin jokes!!” Jace yelled out before closing his eyes and sticking his tongue out pretending to have died. Jared giggled some more and began making extremely accurate dolphin noises, before laughing loudly and losing control of the car a bit before gaining control again. Jared looked back over to Jace.

“Oh dear! I have committed a murder!” Jared said before giggling again and slowing down the car. After a couple moments they arrived. “Alright since you’re dead I’m gonna go get fries by myself.” Jared said and got out of the car. “Hey now hold up! You’re not doing that, because you threatened that you’re buying me coffee to fuel my addiction.” Jace pouted and turned his head to the side after getting out of the car. Jace laughed again and grabbed onto Jareds hand before running towards the mall. “Come on, I request coffee, fries, and boots!!” Jace yelled out excitedly before entering the mall.