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Summary

My insight on God Read for entertainment purposes only

Genre
Humor/Fantasy
Author
Kalko
Status
Complete
Chapters
1
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
16+

Have mercy

Everyone has there version of this world. How it was created, how it works...

So, they see their version of this world all the freaking time(me included). Never can ever a person can fit in someone else’s shoes. Spiritually impossible

Proverb - busted !!🤓😎

Okay now, my version on our world 🤪

On the near by galaxy,a crazzzzyyy scientist 👨‍🔬was on a trip he wanted to visit all the survivable plants. When he came to ours (earth) he was astonished how greenly developed the planet is. He can live here aramse 😛

See his luck,he is a genius scientist who can create stuffs and shit had a whole damn planet for him self

So, he made a plan... he will make himself a butler. With all the available ingredients he make a man(just like in power puff girls. Meat 🥩,bones ,blood 🩸 and accidentally added chemical X ). The crazzy guy 👨‍🔬 gave few features to his creation to serve its purpose.

Eyes 👀to see the master

2 hands 🖐 to serve the master

2 legs 🦵 to follow him

He (butler)could recharge himself with fruits 🍇 oooorrrrrrr 🤔 by hunting like other animals living here ( cleaver guy 👨‍🔬he was isn’t he)

Input -💋

Output - 💩

Just like in the movies Dr. Frankentein’s monster, he(butler)was tied to the bed , god of lighting Thor ⚡️⚡️⚡️🌩🌩🌩 gave him life)

Fresh out of the Owen,brand new🧑🏼‍🦲butler-man.

To cover from the heat, cold and dust,hair was given.

He gave more to head for covering the mother board inside and pubes cause even the creator could not look at a penis😂

Man was strong 💪 he asked no question, he followed his master orders and that’s it. The man called the scientist as God. God would visit the planet sometimes with his friends to show off 😒. He thought ‘one is not enough i need more’. Our creator was clever,instead of building a factory he made one more butler which can produce more butler which could produce more and more more ... ah ha ha ha ha (evil laugh 😈😈)

For this,the scientist 👨‍🔬 made some changes. After all he was making a sex doll which can produce. To bare such pain (child birth)and still be functional again he had to make stronger engine(heart) and stronger mother board(mind).

Same Frankenstein procedures and wala a female is born👼🏼

Remember - God gave the same brain 🧠as his but reduced all the functions in them for the us.

God (the crazy scientist 👨‍🔬) gifted this planet to his girlfriend terra ( Mother Earth) . She settled here because of the 5 star ⭐️ customer service.

As a gift - if the man/women wanted anything they could visit the building of the gods and prey for it.

For thousands of centuries The god, his family and his friends ruled the planet, visited very often. Kids of the gods and there grand kids had powers (of course they trained them to ).

But in the background all the men gathered and formed a union💂🏽💂🏽💂🏽💂🏽. They were tired of praying. After a long time of battle the gods gave up and left this planet.

The End!!