𝒯𝑒𝓃 𝐵𝒾𝑔 𝐻𝑜𝓉 𝑀𝑒𝓃

“Ooh, it’s GIGA CHAD!!”, said Small Sandwitch, “He is soooo CHAD-like and hot and sexy and hot!!” Small Sandwich then fainted, crushing twenty kindergarteners under her body. GIGA CHAD strode through the halls towards his locker, where he was to meet up with nine other big hot men. As he arrived, he encountered Lesser Croissant, who challenged him to a duel. “Come on, stupid dumb loser!!”, Lesser Croissant yelled at him. He then slamed his fist into GIGA CHADS rock hard abdominal mucles, and payed the price. GIGA CHAD looked down at Lesser Croissant and was disgusted. “You really are lesser. I will smite you.”, said GIGA CHAD. GIGA CHAD then became light as a feather, but sturdy as steel, as he gracefully lifted off the ground and began vibrating with the power of one-million suns. Then, in one fell swoop, GIGA CHAD swung his fist towards his enemy, and crushed his bones. Lesser Croissant’s organs fused together from the energy, and he was vaporized. GIGA CHAD then went on with his day, and strode towards his locker.