Fishy Tale Bowled Me Over

"What a finny - I mean funny - story! Wray's characterization is great and the writer is correct - it's great to have some kind of prop when interacting with others in excruciating social situations. Considering fraternal proclivities for the consumption of live goldfish, I was relieved to see Little Wray made it out alive. But those frat boys wasted a great opportunity. Have they never heard of Carp Diem?"