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August 23—Thurs—7:50 AM
Sam_indahaus logged in
Sam_indahaus: Hey Charles
CharlieSegel22: What’s up?
Sam_indahaus: Are you going to tour around UVa?
CharlieSegel22: Yupidoodle. You comin’ with me?
Sam_indahaus: Heck yeah. I’ll go get ready then I’ll pick you up.
CharlieSegel22: We live right next to each other, you douche.
Sam_indahaus: I’m a gent.
CharlieSegel22: Whatever.
Sam_indahaus: You’re rollin’ your eyes, aren’t ya?
CharlieSegel22: GO GET READY AND STOP BOTHERING ME.
Sam_indahaus: Okay, okay
Sam_indahaus logged out
August 23—Thurs—5:20 PM
Sam_indahaus: I still can’t believe how smart you are.
CharlieSegel22: Why so?
Sam_indahaus: You got the Jefferson scholarship.
CharlieSegel22: I couldn’t get it without you.
Sam_indahaus: All I did was recommend you so my uncle would notice you.
CharlieSegel22: You’re awesome.
Sam_indahaus: All best friends are awesome.
CharlieSegel22: So why did your uncle want to see me tomorrow? It’s the day before we move in.
Sam_indahaus: I heard.
CharlieSegel22: Do you know why? He just called my mom.
Sam_indahaus: Something as part of your curriculum.
CharlieSegel22: Is it hard or something?
Sam_indahaus: I’m sorry in advance.
CharlieSegel22: What? Why?
Sam_indahaus: …
CharlieSegel22: If you don’t answer, I’ll seriously strangle you.
Sam_indahaus: You’re kind of a special scholar. He saw your abilities in sports.
CharlieSegel22: I’m starting to get all nervous now.
Sam_indahaus: He told me that if you don’t do it…
CharlieSegel22: Oh God.
Sam_indahaus: Sorry…
CharlieSegel22: You can make it up to me by just telling me what he’ll do.
Sam_indahaus: Fine. You’re gonna be a male student.
CharlieSegel22: WTF?!!!!
Sam_indahaus: I don’t know his reasons but he said you have a special task.
CharlieSegel22: I need some air, meet me outside.
CharlieSegel22 logged out
