Gay one shots/short stories- BxB

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Zac's P.O.V

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Relationship sucks!

I thought as everywhere I went, people were either buzy shoving their tongue down someone's throat or fight for silly reason.

To my left, a couple was fighting about the man cheating on the girl with her own sister and to my right, a couple were in their own world, gropping the shit out of their partner

Fuck,

I hate myself.

Not in that sense....

Which sense.... I don't know honestly

Half of the time, it's me impressing myself and not others.

If no one understood what I meant, it's fine,

I don't either.

22 years old and I still haven't found 'the one'....

I've had many partners and flings in the past but apparently, I was clingy and one of my past girlfriend told me that I loved eating more than her.

Well girl, that's absolutely true- Not that I'm trying to be the 'i'm not like other girl' girl! Even if I'm a boy

I love food and when I mean food, I mean food, not female's body part, not male part. You all just taste either salty or fishy, not to my taste honestly.

I stuffed my hands inside my pocket and walked slowly, looking at my shoes instead of the front

All I kept on thinking were my past flings and where I went wrong.

The longest relationship I've ever had was 3 months with this guy who loved himself more than anything.

He wasn't that much of an asshole but I broke up with him the day I saw him jack off to his own picture!

If this was his twin brother or a brother, I would have been less disgusted but seriously,

He was jacking off on his OWN freaking face!

He doesn't have a brother.

I'm already imagining his marriage with his reflection.

Jake weds Jake the mirror. Aye the sex would be bloody!

I chuckled to myself and out of nowhere, a street lamp hit my head.hard. making me fall on the ground

I swear it was the street lamp who hit me,

Even if it doesn't walk, or talk, or breath.

I groaned and rubbed my head, glaring at the street lamp

"Couldn't you have warned me that you were there!" I cursed with a huff and sadly, I was talking to the street lamp.

"Shit, I need a life" I grumbled to myself

"Um no, I think you need a doctor....Are you alright?" A deep voice asked in worry.

The person stretched his hand and when I looked up, I stiffened at the sight of the gorgeous guy who was looking at me in genuine concern.

I kept on blinking, taking in his sexy self.

I found a life.

He had gorgeous chocolate brown skin, pale blue eyes, black curly hair and pale pink lips that were moist

I wanna kiss him...can I get cpr if I pretend to faint- ah no, that's when you drown.

"Are you sure you don't need to see the doctor?" He asked with a frown as I stared at him in pure shock and lust

Repeat after me, don't cum, don't leak, don't get hard!!

I shook my head and took his hand, loving how soft it was. He pulled me up without difficulty and my head hit his since we were almost the same height. He was like 10 cm taller than me

I groaned and rubbed my forehead

It's the second time!

"Sorry" he appologised and I stepped back,

"Um it's okay. And to answer your question, no, I don't need to see the doctor. I would have cursed a dust bin for being on my way even if I didn't hit something. It's a normal habit" I said and I cursed myself for my pale skin when I felt warmth rush to my cheeks and dic-

The sexy man chuckled and shook his head in amusement.

"I'm Mattheo" he said, stretching his hand

"Zac" I replied ,shaking his hand.

"Is it short for Zachary or something?" He asked and I was sad when he pulled his hand away. I wanted to feel it more!

"Nah. Just parents who have three letters in their namea. My mom's name is Jen, my dad was surprisingly named Mat with only one 'T'. Now you know why I talk to trash cans and apparently, about food in my sleep" I said with a frown , remembering when one of my ex girlfriend posted a video of me on Facebook mumbling things about taco.

That bitch was lucky I didn't have a video of her having a wet dream of an actor, Jared something.

Mattheo suddenly laughed loudly and I nearly fainted at that

How sexier can he get?


"You're funny! Nice to meet you, Zac with three letter! I hope that we'll see each other once again. Bye" he said, waving at me before turning away.

When he was no longer in my line of vision, I groaned loudly.

I didn't ask for his number, damn it! Fuck it, he thinks it's a t.v show named we'll meet again or something!? Does he have that much fate in destiny!?

-

"I'm not going on a blind date with someone J barely know" I said flatly to Ella, my best friend and I cursed under my breath when she smiled sheepishly, rubbing her neck in a 'shit, I fucked up' way

"What did you do?" I asked with a sigh and she bit her lips.

"Um... I kind of created a profile on meeting.com and you have yourself a date with this guy name Flinch" she said and I groaned

"Cancel it!" I exclaimed and no matter how hot she was with long hair, I literally wanted to burn it when she grinned goofily, as if saying ' I already fucked up so why not make it worse?'

"Uh well ,I deleted the account because I knew you'd say that. The guy would meet you at Brakesbille restaurant at 6.30. You have no contact and you can't cancel. You don't want him to wait for a date that won't turn up ,would you?" She said, trying to guilt trip me into this.

"You have three seconds to run before I cut your hair" I said, picking up the scissors that layed on my table and her eyes widened.

Now this is fate!

"You'll thank me one gay" she said before laughing at her own joke.

"One, I'm bi, not gay. Two, your three seconds are over. Run bitch" I exclaimed and she took off immediately with me behind her trail.

-

At 6.30 precise, I reached the restaurant I was unfamiliar with. I never dined here in my entire life since this was like 35 minutes away from where I live.

It looked cute and nice though , so, I hope the food's good.

It was already 6.45 and I was waiting at table nø 24 for that Flinch guy to come. I'm starting to think that he wasn't going to show up.

I hope he does.... so that he can pay for my food!

Yeah, that's an asshole move but if he is sweet and not conceited or self centered, we're splitting the bill!!

I guess he won't show up.

I sighed and opened the menu.

Guess I'll have to pay for my own dinner.

I started looking for things to eat when I heard the scrapping of a chair.

"I'm so sorry for being late! There was a lot of traffic" he said with an appologetic smile and I forced a smile.

I hated late people but i'll let it slide for once.

The guy was pretty attractive with blonde hair, black eyes and pouty pink lips.

He did have muscles but for some reason, the first thing that came into my mind was

Mattheo.

An unknown guy whom I knew nothing about

Have you ever thought about someone you just met one random day or is it just me?

Okay, I'll stop.

"My name is Flinch Hamilton, nice to meet you" he said with a polite smile, stretching his hand and I shook his hand.

"I'm Zac Frederick" I answered.

When I tried to pull away, he just brought my hand to his mouth and pecked the back, looking straight into my eyes.

Ew pervert gaze. He looks like he wants to eat me, someone help me.

I forced a smile at the gesture and pulled my hand away. I placed it in my lap, making sure to wipe it on my jeans discretely.

It smelt of cigarette smoke and I hated that scent.

"Not a fan of P.D.A, aren't you?" He asked, trying to ease the atmosphere.

More like not a fan of smokers.

But I refrained from telling my thoughts.

Think of all the food you would get!

"Um nah, I just don't like being treated like a girl" I said, looking at my lap.

I'm sorry to all the females I've offended. It's not even a gender thing to kiss someone's hand so, I apologise for genderalising this small gesture.

Haters would say this word doesn't exist.

In my vocabulary,

It does.

You can buy it @Invented/vocabulary/for/people/to/not/think/you're/stupid.com

It only costs you 4 minutes your last brain cell.

Anyway,

I could inhale a faint smell of smoke from him and I wanted to cringe.

He was about to talk when the waiter arrived.

"Welcome to Breaksbille restaurant. I'm going to be your waiter for the rest of the night, what would you take?" A deep voice said and my heart started beating faster in anticipation.

Please be him.

I've never been that desperate in my entire life.

Except when I see cake.

I slowly peeked at the guy and stiffened when I saw Mattheo himself.

And,

He was looking straight into my eyes.

I finally let out the breath I was holding and tried to regain my composure

It's impolite to ignore your date even though you are using him to pay your food Zac!

I averted my eyes quickly and looked at Flinch who surprisingly didn't see our exchange.

He was looking at the menu instead

"We haven't decided yet! You could maybe come later when we would call you" Flinch said, looking at me and I frowned when he didn't even stare at Mattheo.

His tone was rude and he didn't even ask me about what I wanted.

"Um, can I have something to drink? Like juice?" I asked, looking at Mattheo and he nodded, writing my order.

I noticed that his body was tensed.

Hats off to you buddy, I would have punched the shit out of someone who talked to me haughtily.

"Think of the food Zac, the food" I mumbled to myself and when the image of a delicious steak with smoke coming from it appeared, I forced a smile, looking at Flinch

"Would you want something?" I asked and he stared at me.

"Two glasses of wine, no juice" he ordered flatly

The fuck?

I just looked at Mattheo who was frowing at our exchange

"One wine and a juice" I said

Mattheo nodded and stared at me with a strange expression before nodding once again walking away.

"I don't drink" I said to Flinch who was looking at me with a raised eyebrow.

"I don't want to embarrass you. Last time I drank, I threw on my friend so, sorry" I said with a real smile and he chuckled

Well I'm not as much of an asshole as he was and besides, might as well make him enjoy himself since I'm after the food

"So what do you do as profession?" He asked

"I'm still 22 but I think I'll become a-"

"Um excuse me, I have to go to the toilet" he said, rudely cutting me off. He didn't bother to spare me a second glance before getting up to walk away

I frowned and sighed to myself, already planning ways of killing Ella. I'm in this situation because of her!

I played with my napkin while waiting for him and even after ten minutes had passed, he still wasn't here.

Dude better be having diarrhea to excuse his rude behaviour!!

"Excuse me" the deep voice that make my heart beat faster said and I looked at Mattheo.

"Yes?" I said and his expression looked like he was debating to tell me something or not

"Is that your....um boyfriend?" He asked awkardly and I frowned, shaking my head

"Um no, blind date, why?" I asked.

Why did he want to know?

"Well you're the fourth person he brought this week and uh, he's currently at another table" he said and my eyes widened.

I'm the fourth?...he's at another table?

"Can you show me where?" I asked and he nodded.

I hid behind the wall and indeed,I saw him laugh with another woman.

I looked at Mattheo slowly as an idea for revenge came into my mind

"What's the most expensive food they sell here?" I asked with a smirk and I saw a look of amusement in his face

"Well....."

-

After nother ten minutes had passed, his highness was finally back

"Sorry, there were so many people and they took their time I tell you!! Also, I think I should stop eating cheese" He joked and I smiled at his pathetic joke

"I'm kinda hungry, shall we order?" I asked and he nodded.

"Waiter" he called, clapping his hand like if he was calling a dog and I saw Mattheo roll his eyes before walking here.

"A salad and grilled steak for me, what about you?" He questioned.

" I'll take four big lobsters, one big grilled steak with a portion of pasta and oh! Fried calamari" I said excitedly and I saw the look of horror in Flinch's face.

"Alright" Mattheo said politely, walking away with our order

"So Flinch, what do you work as?" I asked, trying to start a conversion and he gulped

We made small talk and not so surprisingly, as soon as we got our food, he said that he had to pick a phone call

I just nodded while water filled my mouth at all the food on the table

Flinch's place was soon taken by someone and I look up to see Mattheo who stole a fries from me like if we were long lasting friends

"So pretty boy, how is it going?" He asked and I blushed at the nickname

"I'm good. How much did all of this cost?" I asked curiosity and he smirked

"320£" he said and I nearly choked on air

Suddenly, I felt guilty of using his money.

"I know that look, pretty boy, don't be sad!! This man right here is 28 years old. He has two kids and a wife whom he's deceiving. They come here often but he also brings his flings and buy them food. He's the CEO of something so he's loaded. He's also an ass that deserve what he gets" Mattheo said with a shrug and suddenly, I felt better

"Thank you" I said softly and he smirked.

"You know what? Let's get out of here!! Take all the food and let's go. I'll tell one of my worker to give him the bill" Mattheo said and I bit my lips.

I didn't even pay attention to the fact that he said 'his worker'

"Is that a date?" I asked shyly and he chuckled

"No. For a date, I actually have to plan things for a pretty boy like you. I'm just seeing you at the door" he said with a smile and I grinned.

He seems amazing already...Please be mine soon!!

"Sure Mattheo"

Mattheo packed the food I ordered and we both made our way to the exit

I made sure to walk towards Flinch's table and I saw him make out with a woman with his hands on her big bust

Dann that woman was so pretty! Why was she ruining her beauty with something like him!?

I cleared my throat and Flinch looked at me with wide eyes, like a deer caught in the head light

"Thanks for the free food! Oh, it costs 320£. Bye, it was nice to meet you" I exclaimed cheerily and before walking out of the restaurant

Once outside, I srieked when I felt fingers on my waist.

I heard a deep chuckle and turned around to see Mattheo.

I sighed in relief before glaring at him

"That was mean" was all I could say and Mattheo smiled

"Good afternoon, pretty boy. My name is Mattheo Bourjois and I'm 26 years old. I own Breaksbille restaurant and one more. I actually work as a waiter when I'm bored and well, I pay myself! It's been such a pleasure to have met someone you. Would you like to go on a date with me, pretty boy?" He asked with a hot smile with one of his hand behind his back and all I could do was blink.

What the...

He owns two restaurants?

"My name is Zac Frederick and I only own clothes, shoes and underwear. Nice to meet you I blurted in bewilderment and making Mattheo laugh

"Not only you're cute but you're adorable too!" He said softly and I blushed.

What's the difference?

"I'm not adorable!" I grumbled to myself, looking down at my shoes

He just laughed to himself, coughing to hide his smile as I glared at him

Are you high ?

I asked to mysekf as I looked into his pretty eyes

Yeah....I'm high.

"Uh.... you still haven't answered my question. Would you go on a date with me next week?" He asked again and I nodded vigorously.

I'm probably coming off as too excited and desperate but who cares!? I've already humiliated myself anyway

We finally shared our contact number and like a stupid love sick, I gave him my address without thinking twice.

I mean, it's nit3like he's gonna rape me since I'll probably consent....and I'm probably the one who beeds to steal his mon-

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"How was your date?" Was the first thing I heard when I opened my door and I yelped in fright.

My heart beat quickened and I sighed in relief when I saw Ella sitting on the couch

I then glared at her sorry self and rolled my eyes in annoyance. Good thing Mattheo made me happy!!!

"Oh my date went really really well! I can't thank you enough!! Instead of one date, I got a whole family as bonus!! I got a wife as an extra and I'm a father of two kids now, so, thanks for asking, the date went perfectly fine!!" I replied with an excited grin and Ella paled, dramatically letting her piece of potato fall on the couch

"...I'm sorry" she whispered in a tiny voice and I sighed

I'll forgive you since I got to meet Mattheo.

"The best news is that I got free food; Four lobsters and two pieces of steak along with pasta sauce" I said with a wide grin and she squealed, running towards me like a bull charging at a red cloth

"Feed me!" She said, adorably holding my clothes with her tiny fingers and I laughed, pattingher head making her pout.

"Oh and Ella, I think you don't need to set me on dates anymore" I said, eating a piece of calamary and Ella looked at me with the lobster inside her mouth. She blinked with innocent eyes and I cringed, looking away when I met the lobster's black eyes.

I know it's dead but it looks like it's staring at my soul calling me a monster for devouring it

'Why are you eating me?'

'Why!!'


"Awe Zac, just because one of the dates turned out to be an asshole doesn't mean you should give up! No matter what, I'll set you on more dates" she said and I looked back at her before shaking my head.

"It's not related to that. I got a date next week and well, I can tell that this relationship, if it happens, would last for a long time" I answered dreamily and Ella squealed

"Tell me eveything!"

....

When the day of our date arrived, Ella was at my place to meet Mattheo.

The door rang and before I could move, Ella rushed it like an excited kid or grown up running after the icecream truck

I heard footsteps coming inside and in front of me stood Mattheo in all his glory

My breath hitched as I took in his handsome self with ripped jeans and tight fitted black shirt

"Babe, you didn't tell me you were having friends!" Ella said innocently and I chuckled when Mattheo frowned

I just rolled my eyes and got up from the couch to introduce those two

"Matteo, meet the woman who set me on a blind date with a married man" I said and Mattheo chuckled

"You're Ella I presume? Nice to meet you" Mattheo said politely and Ella smirked

Mattheo and I have been keeping in touch for a week now and I enjoy speaking to him. He was really fun to talk to and whenver I can't control myself and send him nonsensical horny or silly text, he replies with the same silly energy as me

"Enjoy yourself! Oh and no sex on first date, I'm watching!!" Ella said, crossing her arms to her chest and Mattheo chuckled while I blushed in embarrassment

"Shut up mom" I mumbled.

"Sure" Mattheo replied. He removed something from his pocket and my eyes lit up at the snow globe with a beautiful red rose inside along with black petals and golden glitters around the end.

"Here, a gift for our first date" he said and I shakily took it.

Pretty!!

"Thank you, it's so beautiful" I whispered softly , staring at it in adoration

Why do I love this so much?

"Don't I deserve too, something pretty boy?" He teased and I looked at him with a frown.

"Thank you for the gift" he said and I blushed once again.

"Awe, my baby is growing! Make me proud and don't get pregnant" Ella said and I groaned in embarassement

Mattheo slipped his hand into mine and pulled me outside.

"She's nice" he said and I chuckled

"I know. So, where are we going? If you tell me the cliché 'it's a surprise' and expect me to beg you 'Please tell me, I hate surprises and all' before thinking that you're going to kill me when you bring me to a dark forest, you're damn right so just tell me and spare yourself from all the drama. Me being paranoid isn't a pretty sight" I rambled and he listened to my rambles in pure amusement

"I was going to tell you, we're going to the fair, Zac" he said with a chuckle and I blushed.

Why am I always blushing like a shy virgin when I dreamt of shoving his dic-

SOMEONE HELP ME.

"Come on, pretty boy" he said leading us towards his black Mercedes before opening my door

-

When we reached the carnival, my eyes lit up at all the attraction and I could feel my heart beat in excitement.

I grinned and rubbed my hand together as I made a mental list of what I was going to do

"Jesus, I didn't know you were planning to conquer the world" Mattheo said in amusement and my smile instantly died when I saw a little stare at me with wide, scared eyes.

"I didn't mean to!" I whimpered sadly, looking down in guilt and Mattheo snaked his hand around my waist.

" It's okay, pretty boy! You're not scary at all, you're soo pretty!!" He cooed and I stared at him with puppy eyes

"Really?" I asked and he nodded, looking at me in adoration

"Really!"

The first place we went to was at the ball throwing thingy.

There were four sets of cans of three and we had to throw three balls and make all of the cans fall.

"Choose your price" Mattheo said with a confident smirk and I pointed at the stuffed rabbit.

"Three balls please" Mattheo said and I rose an eyebrow at this side of him

How confident of him!

Mattheo closed his eyes and threw the three balls one after the another and I burst out of laughing when none hit the cans.

Mattheo still didn't open his eyes as I stuffed my hand in my mouth to not laugh loud

"I missed.....didn't I?" He said, not so shocked at his performance and I nodded, even though he couldn't see me

"You didn't hit a single thing" I answered, patting his back to console him

"I already knew I was failing anyway" Mattheo said with a shrug before opening his eyes and I decided to try.

"Choose your price?" I said in question and he pointed to a teddy.

I closed one of my eyes and threw the first ball hard before wincing when the man in charge of this stall fell on the ground.

I uh..

Accidentally hit the man's...um penis... hard.

He clutched his male part and both Mattheo and I looked at each other with wide eyes

"Run" he whispered and I placed the remaining two balls on the table before rushing away, making as if nothing happened

"One question" I said as we finally stopped running

"Yeah?"

"Why the fair when you suck at throwing?" I asked and he rubbed his head in embarrassment

"Well, I uh, I thought that you were going to win me something. I mean, we can't both suck at this... right?" He said in hesitation and we both sighed in defeat

"Apparently, we can"

We then went to try other games and guess what we won?

Nuthing. Nuthing at all!!

I'm not even surprised

"We suck at this" I grumbled and he sighed, snaking his hand around my shoulder

"You have no idea" He replied and when I looked at him, I saw him glare at someone. I looked at what he was glaring at and chuckled when I saw that it was a boy who was eyeing me up in lust

"You have no right to be jealous , Mattheo, we're not together yet" I teased and he turned to look at me before shrugging

"I plan to make you realise that I am the one for you before someone else does! What do you say, pretty boy?" He asked huskily and I smirked, pecking his nose

"I wouldn't mind" I replied and he stroke my cheeks softly

" Hm, I'm hungry now" He whispered and at that moment, my stomach growl

"I uh...I'm hungry for something else"I replied and he chuckled

"Let's go"

We then went towards a barbecue selling stall where we sat and made small conversations

"Your little sister scratched you?" I said between laughters and he nodded

"Don't laugh, she may be 8, but she's a little devil" He complained

During our talk, I learnt that he has a little sister and a 17 years old brother.

What the fuck does that mean?

Say that to my master degree in physics, bitch!

-

It was currently 9.30 and our date was close to end. I really enjoyed myself today and I was kind of sad this had to come to an end

"Okay pretty boy. Let's choose our last ride for the night" He said and I pointed at the ferris wheel.

As we were slowly reaching the top, the wind blew gently, caressing my face softly as I relished it's feeling on my skin-

Who was I kidding?

The wind blew on my face like a fucking tornado and my hair kept entering my mouth.

"Yikes" I said in disgust, trying to keep my quite long hair away from my mouth

"I have a question that might be weird but...what does your hair tastes like?" He asked curiously

"Yes...it's weird. Oh and it tastes like shampoo but salt flavoured" I replied, trying to tuck my hair behind my ear

"Here, wear this" he said, removing a hello kitty hair clip from his pocket

"I'm not complaining, but why do you have a girl's hair pin inside your pocket?" I asked in amusement

"My little sister likes to hide things" he said with a shrug and I chuckled, wearing it.

"How do I look?" I asked, wiggling my eyebrows

"Like a man" he replied, patting my shoulder and I laughed.

I didn't know this date could just keep on getting better.

But.... Just as I thought this, the wheel suddenly stopped when Mattheo and I were at the maximum height.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we're having some technical problem-"

I no longer paid attention to what they were saying and just sighed

"Of fucking course something cliché would happen to us" I mumbled and Mattheo laughed

He snaked his hand around my shoulder and caught my chin.

We were so close and I could feel warmth from his body.

"You know, since something cliché rarely happens in real life, I may or may not have paid the man down to stop the ferri wheel for 10 minutes" He mumbled, staring at me intently and I frowned

"Why would you do that?" I asked in confusion and he gently tilted my head up

"Look" he whispered and a smile tugged at my lips at the stream of falling star.

"It's so pretty" I whispered and he hummed.

From the corner of my eyes, I could see Mattheo lean in and I expected him to pull my face towards him before kissing me but.... as awkard as it sounds, his head bumped into mine and he ended up kissing my nostril instead.

Yes,

My nostrils.

Mattheo leaned back and cursed under his breath while I rubbed my forehead

"I was totally going for your nose, trust me" he said in embarrasement and I laughed.

"Sure Mattheo, Sure" I replied before pecking his lips gently

"There, the second kiss we shared" I said

"You're going to count me kissing your nostril as our first kiss as a couple?" He asked in disbelief

"Yes and... we're a couple now? I don't think that's how it works. You have to ask- ah fuck it! Mattheo, do you want to have the honour of being my boyfriend?" I asked with a grin and he grinned widely

"Conceited but yes, I'll be honoured to be your boyfriend, pretty boy" he replied

"Oh and you taste like honey" he added and I chuckled

"At least, it isn't cheesy since I did eat a bowl of honey just 5 like five minutes ago because it's usually expensive but you paid for it" I said

"I have a feeling that our relationship isn't going to be a normal one" He said out of the blue.

"You think so? I mean, you did ask me how my hair tasted like, you paid the guy down to stop this, you have a hello kitty pins while I ramble incessantly, I love food more than anything and I am probably going to name our future kid 'Ben' or 'Lia'" I said

"Oh and you just mentioned that we're going to have kids together when we just had our awkard kiss moment ago" he added.

"I have a question that's going to fuck with people's mind" I said and he rose an eyebrow

"And that is?" He asked

"Define, normal and weird" I said and Mattheo stared at me without uttering a word

He then patted my head, as if congratulating a small kid as the wheel started going down again

"Good job Zac, good job"

I started laughing and placed my head on his shoulder while he pressed me close to him

Finally....Someone who understands me.

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Written on 23 October 2018.

Edited and posted here on 21 feb 2021

Word count- 5600.