Prologue
“You can’t keep doing this!”
Pride threw a shoe at the smaller framed lust, snarling with annoyance when she laughed. “Lu! This is the fifth man in two days!”
Lust shrugged at her sister, smiling in a daze, her orgasms had completely thrown her off balance. “Babe, being Lust doesn’t mean men just want me and I don’t do anything about it, if I wanted to do that I’d trade places with Sloth.”
A middle finger raised slowly from behind the couch, “fuck you Lu, not everyone wants to sleep around all the time.”
“That’s all you do anyway!”
Sloth made a lazy noise, before Pride began to yap again. “You can’t keep bringing them over Lu! Do you have no sense of self preservation? Why can’t you just stick to going to their house instead of bringing them back to ours?”
“That’s Greeds thing,” Sloth commented, “Lu doesn’t want to do that because apparently they’re different.”
“We are different asshole!” Lust snarled, “I don’t steal their credit cards after I fuck them!”
“Yah yah whatever, you both have your own issues. Save it for the Moon goddess when we have to meet her collectively. I can’t believe I’m related to you dicks just because the world needed balance.”
“Can’t even die on your own terms,” Pride said softly, “it’s all about what she wants for us. Now what we want for ourselves.”
Lust looked at the big shining shit in the sky, “we call her mom as a sentiment, but I think we all know she really is. That’s so fucking weird considering she looks the same age as us.”
Sloth scoffed, rolling off the couch and walking lazily towards the duo. “Have any of you heard from the boys yet? I haven’t seen wrath in a while and the last I heard gluttony got banned from another buffet.”
Pride shrugged, “beats me. We have to see them in two weeks anyway.”
Lust pursed her lips, looking up at the moon. “Time for a family reunion.”
